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Happy Monday…I guess..lol..I started the day with a meeting that was supposed to be 20 minutes, and took over an hour. Yayyy….feel that sarcasm. I spent my weekend finishing one smut book, starting another and buying more…because I can’t help myself apparently. Look, it’s not my fault Den of Vipers sounds so damn appealing. Or that Penelope Douglas lured me in with Credence and I need to read more of her books. Anyways, Sunday was…Sunday. And I was just laying in bed. I read a little. Then I listened to some things. And then I maybe did some stuff….Come along?

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Happy Friday eve! We’ve made it through another week. Work today has been nuts. I had so much on my plate at the beginning of the day. It’s finally starting to feel much more manageable now that we are slowly nearing the end of the day. That should help make tomorrow a touch calmer. I needed a break today. Like, really NEEDED a break today. So I took my lunch and did a thing. As always, let me know what you think. Please do not download or share my content anywhere else.
It’s Thursday! Yay! In other news for celebration, I slept last night. More yay! This week has been a busy work week. There is so much to get done, and next week is the first week of the month, so even busier. I’m really looking forward to this weekend. And speaking of busy days, my Tuesday was full of meetings (much like today) and it was stressful. I had one 30 minute period where I had no meetings. And I work from home. And I was feeling things. And I was stressed and needed to not be. So, I snuck away before the meeting. I get kinda loud. Watch that volume. As always, let me know what you think. Please do not download or share my content anywhere else.
Hey. Hi. Hello. It’s Monday! Again….Yayyyyy….Said with much sarcasm and much more sleepiness. My weekend insomnia is out of control. Sunday morning I fell asleep a little after 2:30, but then my body, at jus after 7 was like, “Hey, is that the fucking sun?! We need to see this.” So, there I was, wide awake. So what’s a girl to do early on a Sunday morning? Find inspiration. Listen to it. Use it. And then share it with you. As always, let me know what you think. Please don’t download or share my content anywhere else. Want to know where else you can find me? Check the link in my bio.
Happy Thursday! We have made it to Friday eve. I’ve got some people coming over tomorrow, and I’m kind of excited. Then my socialization quota will be met. But let’s talk about before that. How I’ve been having trouble sleeping. How the weekends for sleeping have been awful. How even if I do sleep, I wake up in the middle of the night. And that sometimes, I can be kinda needy. So I take care of it. And sometimes? This girl right here? She’s loud. As always, let me know what you think. Please do not download or share my content anywhere else. Want to know where else you can find me? Check the link in my bio.
Another week is coming to a close. Which is good, because I’m sleepy. I started a new routine this week of going to the gym in the morning before work instead of at night. It kinda works out better for me because I am socially anxious, socially awkward…generally a social mess. I get my workout done without being surrounded by tons of people. Then home, shower….maybe other things before work. Sometimes, you gotta have a good time after the gym. As always, let me know what you think. Please don’t download or distribute my content anywhere else.
Well, good afternoon fellow audiophiles. Happy freaking Monday! I know, I know, I usually drop my audio on Monday morning to make up for our collective case of the Monday’s. My dogs however had other ideas and I had to cut barking out of my audio in between meetings that started at 8:30 this mornings because let’s talk about shipments before you’re fully awake. Or, in my case, still dripping in sweat from the gym because you lost track of time and had to rush home to clock in. Thankfully my camera did not have to be on. Anyways, please do enjoy my sleepy good time. As always, let me know what you think. Please do not download or share my content anywhere else. Want to know where else you can find me? Check the link in my bio.
Good morning, friends! It’s Thursday…Let’s drop some audio. The Lovense app and I…We’ve been having words. Not good ones. I choose patterns, it stops the pattern. I get frustrated. It’s a whole thing. Guess what you’ll hear at the beginning of this when the pattern stops because the app crashes?? Damn it….Anyways, it was weird not to have a post up on Monday with the blackout. Hopefully this makes up for it. As always, let me know what you think. Please do not download or share my content anywhere else. Want to know where else you can find me? Check the link in my bio.
It’s almost Friday! Finally. Not that I have a ton to look forward to this weekend. Reading and laundry. Woah, dream big!! Anyways, it’s been a hell of a week for work. Busy..Stressful..Long days..Sleepy. Well, I’m a terrible sleeper, so the sleepy part is on me and my brain that won’t shut the hell up while I’m lying in bed. And a few days ago, I was laying there in the dark listing off all the things I needed to do in the morning to meet a deadline for a project. I knew I was going to be up for a long time just ticking all these things off. I needed things to be quiet for a minute. This is a great way for things to be quiet and satisfied. As always, let me know what you think. Please do not download or distribute my content anywhere else.
Well happy Friday Eve! Look at us, surviving another glorious week of work (said with all the sarcasm)… I got home from the gym this morning and jumped right into work mode. But then I needed a break because sometimes when I’m done at the gym, I just need to do some things. And I know I’m not the only one that gets like that. At all. And I recorded something completely different to share today. But, here I am, sharing this instead. And here you are, listening in. As always, let me know what you think. Please do not download or share my content anywhere else. Want to know where else you can find me? Check the link in my bio.
Oh Look, another glorious Monday. What awaits me this week? Time will tell. Weekends have been awful for me lately. And I don’t mean in the there’s nothing to do way, I mean the sleep way. I haven’t been falling asleep until almost 8am, and waking up about 2 hours later. At least it’s on a weekend and I’m sleeping not great, but better, during the week. Saturday at around 6am I caved and tried to help myself out. Even though in the end it didn’t work, I still had a pretty good time. As always, please let me know what you think. Please do not download or distribute my content anywhere else.
Happy Monday and happy first Monday in April and wooo…Monday…(said with significant sarcasm). The weekend was…interesting. The weather decided to be off its rocker. We got a blizzard overnight on Friday night, which means the plow was kind enough to block my driveway. By the time I started to shovel, it had started to melt, because it was almost 60 degrees. The snow was very heavy, so I got a workout and now my arms, shoulders and back hurt. I hate snow….so much. I came in, had a beer and took a shower. Then I went to my bed and made myself feel even better. As always, let me know what you think. Please do not download or share my content anywhere else.
Here we are again. Monday. I know some people are lucky and get the Monday after Easter off of work. I am not one of those lucky people. After the last couple of rollercoaster weeks, this weekend was calm. Did I sleep? Fuck no. But, I caught up on laundry. I read. My driveway finally melted….It’s the little things. Oh, and, I also spent a lazy morning in bed doing something else. As always, let me know what you think. Please, do not download or share my content anywhere else.
Ah, Thursday. Friday Eve. The eve before I must be in the office and I’m not excited. This week, work has been….crazy. I have about 1,000 different things on my plate and I am feeling the stress. A lot. I’m trying to remind myself that I am only one person and can only do so much in a day. It kinda helps… But other things help, too. As always, let me know what you think. Please do not download or share my content anywhere else. Want to know where else you can find me? Check the link in my bio.
Oh good…It’s Monday again. The joy… This weekend was pretty calm. Saturday I ran some errands, saw my wax girl (I’ll let you connect those dots), got my favorite drink from the coffee place in town (Sparkling Green Tea Lemonade) and read for a good long while. The smut has finally started smutting with only 150 pages left in this book. What a crazy slow fucking burn!! At least this book didn’t make me cry like my last read did. Sunday was a napping day. And maybe, a little bit of a playing day. As always, let me know what you think. Please do not download or share my content anywhere else. Want to know where else you can find me? Check the link in my bio.
Happy Monday! Welcome to another work week. Aren’t we all just so excited?! My weekend was uneventful. I actually stayed home and read. I didn’t have to fight my icy driveway to go anywhere, which is definitely good for my uncoordinated self. Seriously. I trip over air. But yesterday, I woke up way too early feeling very much some type of way. So, I made myself incredibly dizzy. As always, please let me know what you think. Please do not download or share my content anywhere else.