You know, these tentacle arms actually have some non-sexual uses as well. See this one? It's got Bluetooth.
Battered from the deathknight's cruelty, the party is soft and spongy, with about eight hitpoints left among the lot of you....seeing an enticing hall of bedrooms, you all agree to take a short rest…
Battered from the deathknight's cruelty, the party is soft and spongy, with about eight hitpoints left among the lot of you....seeing an enticing hall of bedrooms, you all agree to take a short rest...
O-Oh hey you're awake! No no it's fine it's alright I won't hurt you... not like my brothers. I'm sorry I can't let you go but I'll make sure your life here is as good as it can be!
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Summary: After weeks of no contact, your last friend sent you what amounted to a breakup text, citing your "flakiness" and "being sad all the time" as reasons why she was sick of you. It crosses your mind to give up on the world - after all, there's no one who cares anymore, is there? But then a thought occurs to you - and you sing the lullaby I taught you so many years ago...
This song is based on the song Monster (Under My Bed) by Call Me Karizma.
You seek out an expert AI sex worker and begin your road into pleasurable debauchery.
You, a young witch, had heard rumors of a monster living in an abandoned farm, consuming villagers lured into its grasp. Curious about... other functions it might have, you ventured to the farm, and found living plants - and were swiftly knocked unconscious by a pumpkin. You awaken in the shambler's grasp...
Well, hello there, sweetheart! In for your physical, hmm? Well, let's not waste any time checking on every single part that needs attention...
Script by Reddit User u/eatsthewholeass