Revealing my girl for what she really is, and giving her a lesson to remember.
Turning an old friend into my girl.
Informing you, my sweetheart, of all the plans I have in store for you, now that you're under my control.
Teaching my toy where exactly she stands, and the meaning of being thankful.
Getting some mileage out of my girl's mouth and reminding her of her place.
Discovered someone else's property in my house...now she's MY property. Forever.
Getting the turkey stuffed and basted just in time for the holidays.
The classic bedtime story.
