Listener summary: You're a totally oblivious guy, and over the past year you've become close friends with your tomboy buddy. Last time she was over she spent the night in your bed, and in your sleep you rolled over and cuddled her. She's just a friend though, and you like seeing her as one of the guys. Not wanting to make things weird, you ask her to sleep on the couch this time. She does not like that suggestion, and it sets her off into a yandere meltdown as her years of pent up denied sex drive release all at once and she refuses to be ignored any longer.
