Script by u/Severe_Buffalo628! Here's my attempt to do it justice :)
Are you stressed and need someone to help you release all that tension? Maybe... I can take care of it for you?
What are you doing baka?!
Credits for sound effects go to: leonseptavaux () and JakLocke () and of course the lovely u/Critical_Offer_ for such a fun script.
Hey baby, there's something I need to tell you this morning...