"We're just two straight guys who want to enjoy each other's bodies."
Script by ApplePixels
Just get comfortable and let your lover make you feel nice.
Break these chains of butt love. Script by BadGirlUK.
Happiness is so hard to find. Script by /u/tarkustrooper
You ain't the captain of but two things right now: jack and shit. And Jack left town.
Script by WellHeyThereMissLady
Shout-outs to the terrific titania of titillating tales, tarkustrooper
Script by suzy88
Verification for reddit GoneWild Audio user BrianBattler
Poem by wenchness
Original sung by Cyndi Lauper; covered by BrianBattler
Apologies to a-ha.