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Feelings Are For Losers

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(DISCLAIMER: This is satire. The views expressed in this audio are not my own. It's called voice ACTING for a reason. Please don't come for me.) Oh, look. The loser who decided to catch feelings for someone they have absolutely no chance with. Let me school you for a bit.
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Sleeplessness

I'm having a hard time falling asleep, baby. It's been like this for way too long. Maybe talking it out with you can help at least a little bit?
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"What do you want?"

No, I truly am not angry. I’m just upset at what you did. Let me handle my own feelings by myself.
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I Keep Forgetting We're Not In Love Anymore

Hey, you. Fancy bumping into you. I didn't know you were back in town. It's been a long time since we last saw each other. Like roughly a year? Say, let's just go to the café where we used to have our dates and catch up a little bit. : Backbay Lounge Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Night in Venice Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Past Sadness Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Smooth Lovin Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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It's Okay To Enjoy Things

Well, well, well! It's my first audio! Please be kind to me because I'm too big of a softie for my own good, hehe. Hello there, my dear! Today, I'm here to just assure you that liking the things you enjoy is not something to be ashamed of! Enjoying things makes life worth living. Savor it.
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Our First Christmas Together

You're finally here for our first Christmas together! It's a bit of a long drive back home, but let's talk about how Christmas usually goes down over here.
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You Are Loved.

Hello to you, my dear. I just dropped by to say I love you. You are worthy of love, no matter what.
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Sweet Yandere Friend Makes Freudian Slips

Your birthday is coming up and you're taking it upon yourself to help your friend prepare the food for the occasion. They seem a bit off today, though. They keep on jumbling their sentences in such a way to come off as some sort of romantically obsessed stalker or something. But there's probably an innocent explanation. They're probably just in need of arrest- I mean a rest. (Script and caption by u/Yan-con)
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Stacy, Can't You See?

I'm finally moving out of my mother's house. Thank god. But you decided to drop by and tell me something. Is there something you need to say to your good ol' pal Stacy?
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High School Reunion Woes

You're probably wondering why I'm freaking out over an invitation to my high school reunion. Yes, I'm dreading it. Oh, we have so much to unpack.
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Your Better Halves

Oh, look. An apartment. Would be a shame if a halved vampiric creature of Filipino Folklore would fly in...but wait, what in the world? This is who I’m supposed to scare? But he’s such a cutie! I can’t possibly scare him! Crap, I woke him up and he’s terrified. Well, he might as well learn about the flying half-girl in front of him because I’m too enamored by him to spook him.
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Let's Have A Chat Over A Late Night Snack

Hey there, my dear! Ah, looks like you caught me singing Cathy Dennis in the middle of the night while I grab my midnight snack. Won't you join me? I'll fix up your favorite and we can have a bit of a chat.
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You're Not The Main Character

(DISCLAIMER: This is satire. The views expressed in this audio are not my own. It's called voice ACTING for a reason. Please don't come for me.) Wait, you actually think you're the main character? Seriously? Time to take you down a peg.
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Playlist Series Introduction

Welcome to Club Audire, the only place in town that prides itself in taking song requests from its patrons. I'm your friendly neighborhood DJ, Buttercup. It's good that I bumped into you because I want to show you a playlist I've been working on about the people who live in this town. Wanna have a listen?
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Not All Ghosts Are Scary

What am I supposed to be? How do I put this…I’m not exactly wearing a costume. I’m actually a wandering ghost.
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2 Become 1 - cover by u/beatlesandbuttercup (GWAB Singers February 2021 Part 1)

Hello once again to you lovelies in Backstage! This is one of my double whammy entries for this month's GWAB Singers. The theme for the first half of the month is "Love". For one of my choices, I decided to sing "2 Become 1" by the iconic girl group, the Spice Girls. After all, it's about making love, so I believe it suited the theme quite perfectly. Please do enjoy my rendition! (Instrumental provided by ComboJam on YouTube)
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