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- Do You Want a Cute Waitress to Flirt with You While You're Dining Alone? I Want to Talk to You!!! Just Relax With Me -

19:35
Dining alone this morning, cutie? Well, I'm honestly glad! Happy to see you in my section...care to talk for a bit? I can tell we're both a little bit lonely, but I know I can help you change that. I think you can change it for me, too. Let me take a seat with you and chat away the rest of my shift. Maybe it will end up with us in the utility closet swapping spit and falling in love...in fact, I think that's exactly what's going to happen! Sometimes things are just meant to be, and this is one of those times. We're going to have the cutest first date story ever. See what happens when you let the waitress flirt with you? :3
19:35
The hot goth chick is hanging out with you, and you’re super stoked. She’s a little scatterbrained right now, but you think she’s super cute, and you’ve been noticing her all semester. In preparation for finals, you asked her to study with you at the library, and you booked a study room for some privacy. You didn’t plan for things to get so flirty, but she needed some physical contact after getting anxious about her potential failure on the exam. After holding her for a bit, she loosens up and puts off studying even more…Her lips are soft, and her breath is warm. She’d be happy to kiss you forever. Length of Audio: 24 Mins
21:31
Your girlfriend has been waiting for you at home allll day while you were away at work. How dare you leave her alone for so long?! She's going crazy and being extra productive so she can impress you. I hope you're impressed! She's made food and crafts, cleaned up, and gotten herself ready for you~ She knows you're sleepy, but maybe you could talk for a little bit before you close your eyes and fall asleep on her. She's warm, soft, and smells good. Sink into the feeling with her. She loves you so much.
30:02
I haven't been able to work on my crossword puzzle yet today! That's so sad. I always do it every day...maybe you can help? I'm cold and feeling lonely in this hotel, and I know what would make me feel better. What would it feel like to be held in your arms? Are your lips soft? Do our hearts beat at the same rate? I can't help but flirt with you. I want to put my head on your shoulder and live all the dreams I've been storing up in my brain to think about before bed. I don't care if we're co-workers. We can worry about that part later, I guess. I'm feeling impulsive, and I think you want me too. Let's make new memories that will keep us warm for years. ♡
22:16
I never thought I’d be this nervous to participate in a party game. What ever happened to Jenga??? We’re all kissing each other now??? Okay, fine, fine, fine. I know this is a pretty ancient game, and I know that many adults have experienced this exact thing and made it out on the other side totally alive and well…HOWEVER. I AM SCARED. I’d have to get put in there with someone who I really trust, someone who I might actually want to kiss if I had to, you know? Turns out my friends felt the same way and decided to be nice. I’m in here with you now, and it’s making me smile! You’re my best friend forever. I’ve kissed you on the cheek before…maybe kissing you on the lips wouldn’t feel too scary. Wanna try it?~
13:43
I woke up early again. You’re my favorite part of the morning, babe. I could watch your chest slowly rise and fall underneath the blanket all day, reminding me of how sleepy and peaceful you are. I was thinking about you as I was getting ready in the other room. As I warmed my hands with a cup of tea, I sat back in my chair in disbelief that I am actually with someone like you. How am I so lucky to have you waiting for me in bed? I might have rushed through my make-up so I could get back to you quicker. I love you sooo much, and I want you to go back to sleep after I leave, okay, cutie? You don’t have to be up for another few hours, so just hold onto the pillow and breathe in my scent while I’m gone. I’ll leave some kissy marks on you to remember me by :3 Thank you for being in love with me. Every day I wake up, I smile as I see you in the lazy dusky light. You remind me of why I go to work. I need to provide for you and give you the life you deserve. All you should have to do in this life is be beautiful and sleep well. I’ll take care of the rest. Length: (half is sleep aid sounds)
28:02
I’m super grateful that you came to this party with me, but I think we should probably leave now, right? I can tell you’re a little overstimulated and anxious, which makes total sense! There’s a ton of loud people here, and you don’t know anyone. I barely even know everyone! I think we’d have a lot more fun going on a little walk around the neighborhood to chill out for a bit. It’s easier to flirt with you outside away from anyone else, anyway! I’m honestly so happy you are comforted by me and trust me to spend time with you when you’re freaking out. I hope I can always be that for you, that my kisses and hugs will always bring you to a better, more relaxed place. You’re amazing, and I love you SOOO much. Let’s just go home and cuddle, okay?
17:33
oh, no. it's valentine's day, and i invited you on a date. a little much, huh?! i'm a little nervous...a bit chatty...rambling your ear off...i'm sorry! just look at all the fish. that's distracting, right? i want to sweet talk you and cover you with compliments. maybe we could end the date hanging out at my place...just gotta keep it cool and focus on the jellyfish. unless...do you want me to spill all the details?
23:01
Driving long distances without you feels like a punishment too cruel for any crime. I have to go to a family party, and you won't be there. How am I supposed to function?! I'll just have to force myself into fun...trudge along while I think about the prize I have waiting for me back home. We're going to cuddle and drink fancy things. I'll shower you in snacks and kisses. We won't want anything else. All our needs and wants will be totally fulfilled. That's the place I want to think about when I'm sad. I hope you'll join me in my dreams and keep me company. Only a few days until I can see you again. Love you so much. ♡
13:38
ADHD is really annoying. I'm sorry you have to deal with it, too. You don't have to be embarrassed about the state of your room in front of me, I promise. I'm here to help you clean up, judgement free. I'm not a hypocrite. My room needs a good cleaning right now too. We'll be able to tackle this, just hanging out and chit chatting while we transform your space. I can talk your ear off, that's for sure!!!
25:48
i'm sorry you're not feeling well after waking up from a nightmare :( let me make you feel better. i want to breathe with you, hold you, cradle you to my chest and make you feel safe & secure. i love you so much, and i never want to see you so sad and scared. i want to protect you from everything. you mean the world to me. i'll shower you with compliments and make you giggle with little jokes. and after you feel better, i'll spoon you to sleep. we can doze off listening to the pitter patter of rain showering down outside while we lie in bed, comfy and together.
14:37
Close your eyes, and listen to my soft voice in your ears. I know you’ve had a tough day. I know your thoughts are spinning around so quickly, out of control, and full of self-hate. I’m here to tell you that I don’t want you to believe in those bad thoughts. I want you to believe me. You are an amazing person, and I need you to get comfortable with that idea. You have an amazing smile, and I know I’m going to see it more if I keep talking to you. Breathe deeply. Focus on me. You are special and wonderful. Let me prove it to you. ♡
16:07
Did you think you’d fall in love when your best friend invited you over to his family’s lake house party? You’ve never met her, huh? Well, aren’t you glad you did now?! She’s still young, but has lived a lot of life already and has tons of fun stories to tell you. It would be hard not to hang onto every word…you’re not weak if you fall for her charm! She’s bored and wants to play. She also has some very sore feet that need rubbing. When she saw you at the bottom of the hill, she knew she found her target. Now it’s your responsibility to entertain her and make her feel good. Listen to her tales of breaking and entering, tramp stamps, and vacation dreams. Maybe you’ll end up with her one day on a future adventure…
21:23
♡ Don't get weird on me now after I started talking about some dark stuff...you were okay with joining me at the graveyard on our first date. You can't censor my feelings about all the headstones and their designs....life in general....mortality...well, you know. I could go on for hours if you let me keep talking. Would you? Be careful what you wish for! I'm not afraid to get philosophically morbid. I think about this kind of stuff all the time, really. I don't even consider it morbid or depressing...it's a deep appreciation of life, really. I think it's cool you agreed to come with me here on Halloween, though. Some people might think it's too spooky. I'll be super happy if I could make you start considering a graveyard stroll as the best date location ever. Maybe we could keep coming back? There's a lot to explore here, and I have a lot more to say. :3 I'm glad we're able to have deep conversations with each other already. How did we only just meet? I feel super comfortable with you. I hope I make you feel comfortable too...whether it's because...or despite...the way I portrayed myself on our date...I assume your cute, tender kisses mean you feel pretty good about me too, though hehe♡
13:01
Script by u/GoodBoyWriter! (⓿_⓿) Babe, I’m sorry. I know going out is hard for you, and I think I took you somewhere that was just a little too…overstimulating? Social? Fast-paced? Whatever you want to call it…Just don’t feel bad for the anxiety you have about it, okay? I know exactly what you’re feeling, and I know how overwhelming it is. I know you have self doubt and keep going over all the details in your head about what you could’ve or “should’ve” said. You have to slow down and listen to me, okay? You’re perfect exactly how you are. There’s nothing bad about you because you get overwhelmed in social situations. You know how hard it used to be for me, too….I’m here for you, and I WILL wait for you! We can have lots of fun times just at home or with our small group of friends. We can try a big party another time. No worries at all, Babe. It just matters to me that we get to spend time together!!! I love you so much.
11:40