The legends have grown about this “Phantom Pussy Plunderer”, and a certain bold and bored young heiress finds herself following them with avid interest. Dropping hints to entice the master thief to her own house, she plans on catching this crook! Or having the tables turned on her, that’s a very acceptable result too!
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I lured you into my home, artfully spreading rumours and stories on social media about the treasures in this place, especially a certain priceless diamond ring, and how I'd be all alone here on THIS particular night! All exposed...vulnerable! (laughter)
You see, I know your reputation. I know the things you go for. Oh trust me, you've got quite a reputation now among society women! The "Pussy Plunderer", the phantom lesbian thief who'll crack your safe and steal your heart in the same night!
You couldn't say no to the thought of getting your hands on me, could you? Oh don't worry, I'm used to getting that reaction from men and women alike when they see my beautiful body, adorned with the most expensive dresses and gorgeous jewellery.
Too bad for you, you won't be laying a finger on me. I know, try to contain your disappointment! Rather, I want to have fun with you, before I claim the distinction of being to one to capture such an infamous criminal!
Listener Descriptors: Nothing physical. Listener is presumed to be a lesbian (“phantom lesbian thief”, but there is actually no talk of the listener’s anatomy.
