I wanted to follow up my ramblefaps and improvisation with something completely different. This one is based on an original script that I wrote, and has quite a bit of added improvisation when things start getting more intense.
The concept, which is near and dear to my shy, pervtastic heart, is that when I have severe anxiety, a panic attack, or am under extreme stress, I have this huge, overwhelming urge to have a woman fuck me in the ass with a strap on. I’ve never done it in real life, and it’s remained just a fantasy. I’ve never told anyone about it, or asked for it, or anything like that. So this is me exploring that fantasy in two parts.
Part I: Admitting the fantasy to the listener leads to me having my ass licked for the first time, fingered for the first time, and then me demonstrating for the listener exactly how I fuck myself in the ass and give myself a prostate “Super orgasm”, while the listener masturbates just a few feet away. There are multiple real orgasms, including an extended prostate orgasm.
Part II (Coming Soon): After the new experiences and demonstrations from Part I, it’s time for the listener to take charge and fuck my ass.
Usually I'm such a good boy. So eager to please, willing to do anything and everything you want, and on your schedule.
Not today. You're bratty again while I'm trying to finish up some work, and I've had enough.
It's time to put you in your place and teach you the kind of lesson you'll never forget. I even reserved some paid time off just to bend you over my desk and fuck the brat out of you right in my home office.
Every once in a while you need a forceful reminder that you belong to me.
I love you. You're mine. Fucking bend over before I spank you again.
This one is inspired by and loosely based on u/gooberwafflehead's post Remind Me Who I Belong To, Babe, and is posted with permission.
What are you waiting for? Cum for me...right...meow.
This one is about 26 minutes long. People keep requesting more switchy/dominant audios. Well, here you go!
This is 59 minutes (yep, nearly an hour) of a start-to-finish, really good prostate play/cock milking session. I take my time, relax, and really get into it for long stretches. My cock leaks several times, and then is milked numerous times, and then the actual prostate orgasm starts. At the end I fuck my toy while I fuck my ass, and cum hard, twice. I had a lot of fun.
Hello again, GWA. My first post was a long and completely wordless Ramblefap, so I thought I'd change things up today and do an Improvisation.
It's a bit long..about 23 minutes, and is full of frantic, whispering, loving sex. Would have been louder but was trying not to be overheard by roommates.
I edge multiple times, and orgasm twice, very hard each time. My real orgasms are at roughly 16:50 (vaginal) and 21:05 (oral). The urgent buildup to the big shared orgasm starts around the 16 minute mark.
The setup: I'm masturbating, trying to be quiet, and you walk in. I whisper about how turned on and sensitive I am and how much I need you right now. We desperately fuck each other's brains out for about 15 minutes and cum hard together at the exact same time. I am so turned on that I need to immediately cum again, and you suck me off. I lick the cum out of your pussy and mouth and kiss you repeatedly.
Lots of L-Bombs, some Good Girls, and a lot of praise. Very dirty, but very sweet.
So... I've explained my need to fuck myself up the ass in situations of stress/anxiety/panic/emergencies, but until now, I haven't actually posted an audio immediately after that sort of extreme situation. That is, until now.
Had an actual panic attack yesterday afternoon, and then another, much worse one after waking up at 2AM. Terror. It was really bad. Luckily, I was back home and had some privacy. So I put down a big towel, lubed up my stainless steel nJoy wand, and just absolutely fucked myself stupid until I couldn't anymore. The panic and anxiety went away and I felt GREAT after.
I do a lot of talking/whispering in this one, narrating what I'm doing and how it feels and why and all of that. Started losing control pretty early on...squirming, writhing, whimpering, squealing, moaning, gasping, yelping...all sorts of crazy sounds coming out of me this time as I fucked the panic out of me. I use a pussy toy at a few different points, as that was feeling really good, and I was craving pussy while also desperately wanting to be fucked up the ass.
Lots of buildup, and then I start frantically milking my cock at a few diffeerent points, followed by a very sudden, insanely intense ejaculatory orgasm. I came so hard I shot cum all over my belly, my chest, my shirt, my neck, nearly to my mouth. Then I have a second very hard orgasm and cum inside of my pussy toy after fucking it very hard. Had to immediately stop after that. So sensitive I couldn't touch anymore.
Anyways, enjoy me fucking the panic out of myself at 2AM. No jokes, no siilly tags, no goofy songs, just me pounding my ass and writhing and orgasming.
This one is 48 minutes long and all business. No silly tags, no song, no bullshit.
Letting Your Roommate Satisfy Their Craving To Eat Your Pussy
Original Script by u/softlikestatic
Original Summary: Narrator approaches the roomie with benefits - Listener - with an itch they need to scratch. After seeing Listener in a particularly sexy outfit a few weeks prior, Narrator has had an insatiable craving to eat them out while they wear it. Listener is fully on board with this idea (so long as Narrator buys her food).
I absolutely love to eat pussy and have been wanting to do a pussy eating-focused audio for a while now. Ran across this script and just had to do it.
Enjoy getting eaten out under your cute outfit.
- Mr. Meow
You know the drill by now. On another random night in MeowLandia sometime recently, your intrepid but shy audio fapper Mr. Meow was stressed out, desperately horny, and couldn't get back to sleep.
That might I was craving a prostate orgasm, and was looking for a JOI to follow (wanted to be told exactly what to do). I was recently introduced to the lovely work of IndigoJune89, and decided to give her audio Let Me Guide You Through Your First Prostate Massage a try.
Full disclosure: I have given myself a lot of prostate orgasms, but it's always been with toys deigned for that purpose. I've never been able to do it with just my fingers, and it's been probably 10 years since I've even tried, because the toys do the job nicely. But something lately got me wanting to try fingers again...
I followed the instructions exactly, and there's a lot of whimpering and quiet desperation, and I managed to finger myself to a really good prostate orgasm for the first time. It felt amazing!
After that amazing prostate orgasm, I was just even hornier. I put my big NJoy wand up my ass and started clicking through more of June's audios, and settled on "I'm Not Mean, But Let's Try A Fantasy About How Desperate I Can Make You" because I was feeling subby and wanting to be denied. I hit record again, and whimpered and begged my way through that one. No orgasms allowed in that one!
Horny. As. Fuck. Also, cock-milking imminent.
After that self-induced denial, I needed pussy. Immediately. I've been on a breeding kick lately, so I went for Please Breed My Needy Pussy and pumped my cock hard while fucking my ass with the NJoy wand. I was trying to make it to the end for a timed shared orgasm, but went over the edge something like a minute early and just absolutely blasted cum everywhere up to my neck. Then I kept going and came again hard, milking my cock at the same time as having another regular orgasm, right on time with the orgasm in the audio I was listening to.
If you like the quiet, desperate, whimpery stuff, check out the audio:
3AM Desperate Triple Ramblefap-Assfuck Combo
Yes, that's my favorite title so far.
Timestamps:
Prostate Massage JOI: Through 14:33
Desperation/Denial Audio: 14:34 - 28:53
Breeding Audio: 28:54 - 38:16
No Words, Just Pure Pleasure
Hello GWA, I’ve been listening to audios here for many years, and recently discovered a bit of an exhibitionist side that I didn’t realize I had. Long story short, a couple of people in my private life told me that I should start posting here, so I am finally doing it.
This first post is a 16-minute-long ramblefap with no words. Recorded all at once and unedited other than clipping out a couple of loud street noises.
I had been aching and horny all day long, and recorded myself just frantically edging, moaning, whimpering, and writhing. I cum hard three times, all very real, all very intense. Hopefully someone enjoys it.
Real orgasms are at roughly 10:01, 13:10, and 15:25.
You just got home from a week-long business trip, and we're itching to fuck. We haven't had an orgasm, edged, or even touched the whole time we've been apart. You've been teasing me relentlessly, and I'm losing my mind with desire for you.
Also, I've been up to no good, sneaking around in an attempt to indulge your breeding kink in the best way possible. Last time you were away, three months ago, I got a vasectomy without telling you. This time, I got my semen tested, and I am now officially 100% unable to get you pregnant.
Goodbye birth control, hello endeless creampies.
So, tell me, love, do you like that I'm fixed?
This one is 53 minutes. There's some teasing and buildup, and then it's roughly evenly split between the listener being dominant with me, and me being dominant with the listener. I cum four times, all real, and there are multiple opportunities for shared orgasms and for the listener to cum.
There is some light BDSM (wrist and ankle ties, a gag) throughout. Lots of oral and praise and cuddly goodness in between, afterward, and throughout. This is a sweet, loving one, with two people that just desperately want to please each other. Enjoy.
Happy Schlicking,
-Mr. Meow.
Ramblefap 2: Electric Boogaloo This Time It's Personal
Hello again, GWA people, after trying some frantic, wordy improv, I'm back with another ramblefap. It's all fap (well mostly frantic whimpers and moans), and no ramble.
I've been a very good, very efficient boy for the stern-but-gentle mommies of GWA and managed to keep this one under ten minutes, but still cram in three, very real, very frantic orgasms. Raw, intense, and completely unedited. It's just me losing my fucking mind with horniness for 10 minutes.
It's inspired by someone special. She knows who she is. She drives me crazy.
Real orgasms at roughly 2:20 (working the head of my cock), 7:14 (jerking hard), and 9:10 (absolutely pounding a pussy toy like I'm thrusting up into you). Lots of edging, too.
Still have some scripted audios in the works to post in the next few days. In the meantime, please enjoy this. Yes, I will get a better mic soon. Am actually using my work headset to record these.
Cum with me right meow!
As always, feedback and commentary is appreciated, and DM's are open. Enjoy, and happy schlicking.
A Very Specific Kind of Horny Part II: Electric Pegaloo/Peg Harder/2 Peg 2 Furious/The Peggening
By popular demand, Part II is finally here! That's right, Mr. Meow is back with more frantic anal fuckery for your enjoyment.
Original script by me, with added improv bits here and there.
In Part I, I reveal to the listener that I have a secret fantasy of being fucked in the ass by a woman. Embarassingly, the urge to live out this fantasy is strongest in times of anxiety, stress, and fear. We talk about it, and it leads to me having my ass licked and fingered for the first time, and then I give an intense demonstration of how I fuck myself.
In Part II, we are ready to try pegging for the first time. I walk into our bedroom, and there you are with a brand new harness and a nice purple dildo, practicing your thrusting. We even have matching blue buttplugs. Aww, cute. You put an internal vibe in your pussy for me to control while you fuck me. Then it's off to the races.
This one starts out cute and loving and gets very wild. I get on my knees and suck your dildo, which leads to some ass licking, fingering, stretching, oral, followed by extensive pegging. Eventually there is some facesitting, vaginal sex, and lots of kissing and praise and other warm fuzzy things.
I really get into the whimpering and writhing in this one. There are multiple (very real) orgasms from me, and multiple orgasm opportunities for the listener, including 2 or 3 shared orgasms at the same time. I have three really hard regular ejaculatory orgasms and then build up to eventual cock milking and a prostate super orgasm. All of it felt absolutely amazing. I was out of my mind with pleasure for most of it.
I alternate between using my NJoy Pure wand and my NJoy Pfun Plug. No other toys used in this one.
As always, I love to hear your feedback. Especially if it made you cum.
It's 58 minutes long. Recorded in one take with no editing. I paused a couple of times when a cat was meowing, but it's otherwise completely raw.
Nope, not doing timestamps. Go forth and explore. You don't have to listen to the whole thing at once.
What are you waiting for? Cum for me...right...meow.
I'm masturbating, trying to be quiet, and you walk in.
I look into your eyes and tell you how turned on, aching, and sensitive I am and how I need you right now.
Listen to me desperately cum, then again, and again...
Goodbye birth control, hello worry-free creampies. You like that I'm fixed? That I can just cum in you with no worries?
Part I: Admitting my fantasy to the listener leads to me having my ass licked and fingered for the first time, and then to me demonstrating exactly how I fuck myself in the ass and give myself a prostate “Super orgasm”...
My most intense Ramblefap yet. Just one orgasm...that's all I needed and all I wanted. No toys, no edging, just deliciously building up until I lose control.
Only need to come once tonight
One time to feel the light
No rush no haste just hold me tight
One time and it feels so right
What are you waiting for? Cum for me...right...meow.
Companion song on my Radio Free Meow Soundgasm. "Just Once Tonight" is original content with full rights, via Suno.
Original Script by u/softlikestatic
Original Summary: Listener is having a movie night with their friend, Narrator, and the movie Listener has chosen is particularly risque. Narrator points this out, and points out that Listener is getting turned on by the movie. Narrator lets Listener know that Narrator knows their 'dirty little secret' about their movie nights, and then decides to help Listener out with this 'secret.'
Surprise, surprise. Mr. Meow is suddenly sucking cock.
In one of my pegging audios, I suck a dildo for a bit, and apparently that really drove some of you crazy.
Soooo, I went looking for a good blowjob script so that you all could listen in as I enthusiastically suck another guy off for the first time.
Imagine yourself being right there, watching me.
You like hearing me suck my friend's cock and swallow his cum?
I have done ramblefaps, improvs, tributes, and my own scripts, but have not done a proper script fill yet. This is my first, and I have a few more coming soon.
Ran across this sexy Original Script and just had to give it a try! I keep getting more and more requests for bratty, dommy, possessive kind of stuff, and this fit the bill and scratched a personal itch. It was a fun one to do.
This was done almost entirely in one take (aside from two or three quick redos). Will get a better mic soon, and probably start doing more proper editing. Howeverrr, I have heard feedback that some people, in fact, like it raw. *Coughs*
Original Summary:
You wake up hungover after a night out with old university friends. Your boyfriend tries to ease your hangover as best as he can before he goes to work. But you want more than just water and headache pills...good thing he loves taking care of you.
Original Script by u/strawberrymoon_bunny
Usually I'm such a good boy. So eager to please, willing to do anything and everything you want, and on your schedule. Not today. Today I'm taking time off just to fuck the brat out of you right here in my office.
Welcome back to Meowlandia!
About a week ago, I had a user poll on u/CumRightMeow to decide how to commemorate a month on GWA and a totally arbitrary number of followers (it ended up being 321). There were a bunch of options and I promised to do the three things that got the most votes.
The top three vote-getters were: 1. Post a video, 2. Do a real AMA, and 3. Try to cum five times in one play session.
The AMA is available here...you can either put your question in a comment, or use the anonymous Google Form. Once I get a decent amount of questions I'll answer them in writing and in audio.
For the video, and the attempting to cum five times...I decided to combine them into one. Yep. That's right, I recorded a video that's about an hour long, where I successfully cum five times.
If you want to see the video, it's pinned to my profile.
For those that want to listen to it as an audio, that's what this post is for!
I started at about 2:00AM and finished at about 3:15AM. I went slow, was methodical in how I went about it, and came five times, very hard each time.
I recorded a little differently than usual (headset plugged into my phone) but it came through quieter than normal. I tried to raise the volume as far as I could without distorting it. Might need to crank the volume a bit until it gets to the louder parts. Sorry, will do better next time.
What are you waiting for? Listen to me cum five times right....meow.
I even did a full time breakdown for this one. Happy schlicking.
Part 1: Stroking Myself to Two Orgasms
(21 Minutes)
0 - 5:00: Talking, explaining what I'm about to do, what toys I'll use, etc. Cock comes out around the one minute mark.
5:00 - 10:00: Whimpering, etc. starts. Varying intensity, lots of edging, some cock-slapping, some rubbing the head.
10:00 - 15:00: Getting desperate around 11 minutes, thought I was about to cum around 13 minutes, false alarm, more edging. Feels too good to cum yet, want to prolong it.
15:30 - 16:30 First orgasm. Gushing thick cum. Carefully controlling it so it oozes and spurts out along my shaft rather than just flying out of view.
Pause to get a towel and clean some cum off of my shaft. My shaft and my hand were so slippery that I couldn't get a good enough grip on myself to keep going.
16:30 - 19:45: Resuming. Toweled off my hands and shaft but my boxers and shirt still have large, obvious cum stains all over them. Desperate, fast stroking.
19:40 - 21:00: Second orgasm. I start leaking more and more cum and it drizzles down my shaft. I ended up covered in cum again and leave the camera on while I clean up a bit. Extremely sensitive.
Phase 2: Fucking Two Pussy Toys to a Third Orgasm (With a curved buttplug in my ass)
(18 Minutes)
After stroking myself to two orgasms, I'm feeling a huge urge to fuck a warm, wet pussy.
21:00 - 22:00: Showing my Njoy plug. My cock has mostly gone soft. Lubing my ass under the blanket and sliding the plug up my ass.
Brief pause to lube up my toys and get myself hard again (and deal with a cat trying to walk on my head)
22:00 - 25:00 Introducing one of my smaller realistic pussy toys, fucking it a bit, then showing a larger toy and fucking that one. Fucking the toys slowly and really enjoying it.
25:00 - 33:00: Switching back and forth between the two pussy toys, fucking them hard. Speeding up, slowing down, edging, etc. Reapplying lube.
33:00: Cut for emergency re-lubing.
33:00 - 38:00: Buildup, fucking hard, whimpering, moaning, desperation.
38:00 - 39:10: Third Orgasm. I cum very hard deep inside the toy. Mixture of cum and lube all over my cock now.
Phase 3: Using The Handy, synced to VR blowjob porn.
(10 Minutes)
At this point I'm extremely sensitive and am really craving a certain type of stimulation: a blowjob.
39:10 - 41:00: Showing The Handy, an automated stroker toy. I use the TrueGrip Gen 2 Sleeve, and sync it up to my VR Headset (Quest 3) and watch a VR blowjob vid on SexLikeReal.com.
41:00 - 47:50: Getting a VR blowjob as my Handy perfectly syncs to the movements the actress in the video is making. She alternates between sucking and jerking me. Slower strokes = blowjob, faster = handjob. I really like having the tip worked, so I keep lots of the simulation right on the tip and first portion of my shaft.
47:50 - 49:15: Fourth Orgasm. I cum very hard in the sleeve, at the exact moment in the video when the male actor cums in the woman's mouth. I get so sensitive that I have to pull out the power cord. Still hard.
Phase 4: Fucking myself up the ass with the small end of my Njoy Pure Wand
(12 Minutes)
At this point I've been at it for over an hour. Started at about 2:00AM and it's about 3:00AM now. About 10 minutes cut for for prep, cleanup, etc.
49:15 - 50:30: Recapping how I got to four orgasms and how I plan to get the fifth.
50:30 - 51:40: Lubing up the wand, putting it up my ass.
51:40 - 54:20: Immediately leaking cum after it hits my prostate. Went soft, explaining how the combined sensations can take a while to "sync up". Feels incredible even if soft.
54:20 - 57:50: Very carefully fucking my prostate while gently caressing my cock. Whimpering, wave after wave of deep sensation. Milking is difficult because I've cum so many times already.
57:50 - 58:53: Fifth and final orgasm. Writhing, oozing cum, I wasn't able to fully milk my cock (because of too many orgasms just prior) but have an intense, combined orgasm.
58:53 - 01:01:06: "Ok, I did it." Recap. Came five times in just over an hour. About an hour and 15 minutes including the pauses.
