I wanted to follow up my ramblefaps and improvisation with something completely different. This one is based on an original script that I wrote, and has quite a bit of added improvisation when things start getting more intense.
The concept, which is near and dear to my shy, pervtastic heart, is that when I have severe anxiety, a panic attack, or am under extreme stress, I have this huge, overwhelming urge to have a woman fuck me in the ass with a strap on. I’ve never done it in real life, and it’s remained just a fantasy. I’ve never told anyone about it, or asked for it, or anything like that. So this is me exploring that fantasy in two parts.
Part I: Admitting the fantasy to the listener leads to me having my ass licked for the first time, fingered for the first time, and then me demonstrating for the listener exactly how I fuck myself in the ass and give myself a prostate “Super orgasm”, while the listener masturbates just a few feet away. There are multiple real orgasms, including an extended prostate orgasm.
Part II (Coming Soon): After the new experiences and demonstrations from Part I, it’s time for the listener to take charge and fuck my ass.
Usually I'm such a good boy. So eager to please, willing to do anything and everything you want, and on your schedule.
Not today. You're bratty again while I'm trying to finish up some work, and I've had enough.
It's time to put you in your place and teach you the kind of lesson you'll never forget. I even reserved some paid time off just to bend you over my desk and fuck the brat out of you right in my home office.
Every once in a while you need a forceful reminder that you belong to me.
I love you. You're mine. Fucking bend over before I spank you again.
This one is inspired by and loosely based on u/gooberwafflehead's post Remind Me Who I Belong To, Babe, and is posted with permission.
What are you waiting for? Cum for me...right...meow.
This one is about 26 minutes long. People keep requesting more switchy/dominant audios. Well, here you go!
This is 59 minutes (yep, nearly an hour) of a start-to-finish, really good prostate play/cock milking session. I take my time, relax, and really get into it for long stretches. My cock leaks several times, and then is milked numerous times, and then the actual prostate orgasm starts. At the end I fuck my toy while I fuck my ass, and cum hard, twice. I had a lot of fun.
Hello again, GWA. My first post was a long and completely wordless Ramblefap, so I thought I'd change things up today and do an Improvisation.
It's a bit long..about 23 minutes, and is full of frantic, whispering, loving sex. Would have been louder but was trying not to be overheard by roommates.
I edge multiple times, and orgasm twice, very hard each time. My real orgasms are at roughly 16:50 (vaginal) and 21:05 (oral). The urgent buildup to the big shared orgasm starts around the 16 minute mark.
The setup: I'm masturbating, trying to be quiet, and you walk in. I whisper about how turned on and sensitive I am and how much I need you right now. We desperately fuck each other's brains out for about 15 minutes and cum hard together at the exact same time. I am so turned on that I need to immediately cum again, and you suck me off. I lick the cum out of your pussy and mouth and kiss you repeatedly.
Lots of L-Bombs, some Good Girls, and a lot of praise. Very dirty, but very sweet.
So... I've explained my need to fuck myself up the ass in situations of stress/anxiety/panic/emergencies, but until now, I haven't actually posted an audio immediately after that sort of extreme situation. That is, until now.
Had an actual panic attack yesterday afternoon, and then another, much worse one after waking up at 2AM. Terror. It was really bad. Luckily, I was back home and had some privacy. So I put down a big towel, lubed up my stainless steel nJoy wand, and just absolutely fucked myself stupid until I couldn't anymore. The panic and anxiety went away and I felt GREAT after.
I do a lot of talking/whispering in this one, narrating what I'm doing and how it feels and why and all of that. Started losing control pretty early on...squirming, writhing, whimpering, squealing, moaning, gasping, yelping...all sorts of crazy sounds coming out of me this time as I fucked the panic out of me. I use a pussy toy at a few different points, as that was feeling really good, and I was craving pussy while also desperately wanting to be fucked up the ass.
Lots of buildup, and then I start frantically milking my cock at a few diffeerent points, followed by a very sudden, insanely intense ejaculatory orgasm. I came so hard I shot cum all over my belly, my chest, my shirt, my neck, nearly to my mouth. Then I have a second very hard orgasm and cum inside of my pussy toy after fucking it very hard. Had to immediately stop after that. So sensitive I couldn't touch anymore.
Anyways, enjoy me fucking the panic out of myself at 2AM. No jokes, no siilly tags, no goofy songs, just me pounding my ass and writhing and orgasming.
This one is 48 minutes long and all business. No silly tags, no song, no bullshit.
Letting Your Roommate Satisfy Their Craving To Eat Your Pussy
Original Script by u/softlikestatic
Original Summary: Narrator approaches the roomie with benefits - Listener - with an itch they need to scratch. After seeing Listener in a particularly sexy outfit a few weeks prior, Narrator has had an insatiable craving to eat them out while they wear it. Listener is fully on board with this idea (so long as Narrator buys her food).
I absolutely love to eat pussy and have been wanting to do a pussy eating-focused audio for a while now. Ran across this script and just had to do it.
Enjoy getting eaten out under your cute outfit.
- Mr. Meow
You know the drill by now. On another random night in MeowLandia sometime recently, your intrepid but shy audio fapper Mr. Meow was stressed out, desperately horny, and couldn't get back to sleep.
That might I was craving a prostate orgasm, and was looking for a JOI to follow (wanted to be told exactly what to do). I was recently introduced to the lovely work of IndigoJune89, and decided to give her audio Let Me Guide You Through Your First Prostate Massage a try.
Full disclosure: I have given myself a lot of prostate orgasms, but it's always been with toys deigned for that purpose. I've never been able to do it with just my fingers, and it's been probably 10 years since I've even tried, because the toys do the job nicely. But something lately got me wanting to try fingers again...
I followed the instructions exactly, and there's a lot of whimpering and quiet desperation, and I managed to finger myself to a really good prostate orgasm for the first time. It felt amazing!
After that amazing prostate orgasm, I was just even hornier. I put my big NJoy wand up my ass and started clicking through more of June's audios, and settled on "I'm Not Mean, But Let's Try A Fantasy About How Desperate I Can Make You" because I was feeling subby and wanting to be denied. I hit record again, and whimpered and begged my way through that one. No orgasms allowed in that one!
Horny. As. Fuck. Also, cock-milking imminent.
After that self-induced denial, I needed pussy. Immediately. I've been on a breeding kick lately, so I went for Please Breed My Needy Pussy and pumped my cock hard while fucking my ass with the NJoy wand. I was trying to make it to the end for a timed shared orgasm, but went over the edge something like a minute early and just absolutely blasted cum everywhere up to my neck. Then I kept going and came again hard, milking my cock at the same time as having another regular orgasm, right on time with the orgasm in the audio I was listening to.
If you like the quiet, desperate, whimpery stuff, check out the audio:
3AM Desperate Triple Ramblefap-Assfuck Combo
Yes, that's my favorite title so far.
Timestamps:
Prostate Massage JOI: Through 14:33
Desperation/Denial Audio: 14:34 - 28:53
Breeding Audio: 28:54 - 38:16
No Words, Just Pure Pleasure
Hello GWA, I’ve been listening to audios here for many years, and recently discovered a bit of an exhibitionist side that I didn’t realize I had. Long story short, a couple of people in my private life told me that I should start posting here, so I am finally doing it.
This first post is a 16-minute-long ramblefap with no words. Recorded all at once and unedited other than clipping out a couple of loud street noises.
I had been aching and horny all day long, and recorded myself just frantically edging, moaning, whimpering, and writhing. I cum hard three times, all very real, all very intense. Hopefully someone enjoys it.
Real orgasms are at roughly 10:01, 13:10, and 15:25.
You just got home from a week-long business trip, and we're itching to fuck. We haven't had an orgasm, edged, or even touched the whole time we've been apart. You've been teasing me relentlessly, and I'm losing my mind with desire for you.
Also, I've been up to no good, sneaking around in an attempt to indulge your breeding kink in the best way possible. Last time you were away, three months ago, I got a vasectomy without telling you. This time, I got my semen tested, and I am now officially 100% unable to get you pregnant.
Goodbye birth control, hello endeless creampies.
So, tell me, love, do you like that I'm fixed?
This one is 53 minutes. There's some teasing and buildup, and then it's roughly evenly split between the listener being dominant with me, and me being dominant with the listener. I cum four times, all real, and there are multiple opportunities for shared orgasms and for the listener to cum.
There is some light BDSM (wrist and ankle ties, a gag) throughout. Lots of oral and praise and cuddly goodness in between, afterward, and throughout. This is a sweet, loving one, with two people that just desperately want to please each other. Enjoy.
Happy Schlicking,
-Mr. Meow.
Ramblefap 2: Electric Boogaloo This Time It's Personal
Hello again, GWA people, after trying some frantic, wordy improv, I'm back with another ramblefap. It's all fap (well mostly frantic whimpers and moans), and no ramble.
I've been a very good, very efficient boy for the stern-but-gentle mommies of GWA and managed to keep this one under ten minutes, but still cram in three, very real, very frantic orgasms. Raw, intense, and completely unedited. It's just me losing my fucking mind with horniness for 10 minutes.
It's inspired by someone special. She knows who she is. She drives me crazy.
Real orgasms at roughly 2:20 (working the head of my cock), 7:14 (jerking hard), and 9:10 (absolutely pounding a pussy toy like I'm thrusting up into you). Lots of edging, too.
Still have some scripted audios in the works to post in the next few days. In the meantime, please enjoy this. Yes, I will get a better mic soon. Am actually using my work headset to record these.
Cum with me right meow!
As always, feedback and commentary is appreciated, and DM's are open. Enjoy, and happy schlicking.
A Very Specific Kind of Horny Part II: Electric Pegaloo/Peg Harder/2 Peg 2 Furious/The Peggening
By popular demand, Part II is finally here! That's right, Mr. Meow is back with more frantic anal fuckery for your enjoyment.
Original script by me, with added improv bits here and there.
In Part I, I reveal to the listener that I have a secret fantasy of being fucked in the ass by a woman. Embarassingly, the urge to live out this fantasy is strongest in times of anxiety, stress, and fear. We talk about it, and it leads to me having my ass licked and fingered for the first time, and then I give an intense demonstration of how I fuck myself.
In Part II, we are ready to try pegging for the first time. I walk into our bedroom, and there you are with a brand new harness and a nice purple dildo, practicing your thrusting. We even have matching blue buttplugs. Aww, cute. You put an internal vibe in your pussy for me to control while you fuck me. Then it's off to the races.
This one starts out cute and loving and gets very wild. I get on my knees and suck your dildo, which leads to some ass licking, fingering, stretching, oral, followed by extensive pegging. Eventually there is some facesitting, vaginal sex, and lots of kissing and praise and other warm fuzzy things.
I really get into the whimpering and writhing in this one. There are multiple (very real) orgasms from me, and multiple orgasm opportunities for the listener, including 2 or 3 shared orgasms at the same time. I have three really hard regular ejaculatory orgasms and then build up to eventual cock milking and a prostate super orgasm. All of it felt absolutely amazing. I was out of my mind with pleasure for most of it.
I alternate between using my NJoy Pure wand and my NJoy Pfun Plug. No other toys used in this one.
As always, I love to hear your feedback. Especially if it made you cum.
It's 58 minutes long. Recorded in one take with no editing. I paused a couple of times when a cat was meowing, but it's otherwise completely raw.
Nope, not doing timestamps. Go forth and explore. You don't have to listen to the whole thing at once.
What are you waiting for? Cum for me...right...meow.
I'm masturbating, trying to be quiet, and you walk in.
I look into your eyes and tell you how turned on, aching, and sensitive I am and how I need you right now.
Listen to me desperately cum, then again, and again...
Goodbye birth control, hello worry-free creampies. You like that I'm fixed? That I can just cum in you with no worries?
Part I: Admitting my fantasy to the listener leads to me having my ass licked and fingered for the first time, and then to me demonstrating exactly how I fuck myself in the ass and give myself a prostate “Super orgasm”...
My most intense Ramblefap yet. Just one orgasm...that's all I needed and all I wanted. No toys, no edging, just deliciously building up until I lose control.
Only need to come once tonight
One time to feel the light
No rush no haste just hold me tight
One time and it feels so right
What are you waiting for? Cum for me...right...meow.
Companion song on my Radio Free Meow Soundgasm. "Just Once Tonight" is original content with full rights, via Suno.
Original Script by u/softlikestatic
Original Summary: Listener is having a movie night with their friend, Narrator, and the movie Listener has chosen is particularly risque. Narrator points this out, and points out that Listener is getting turned on by the movie. Narrator lets Listener know that Narrator knows their 'dirty little secret' about their movie nights, and then decides to help Listener out with this 'secret.'
Surprise, surprise. Mr. Meow is suddenly sucking cock.
In one of my pegging audios, I suck a dildo for a bit, and apparently that really drove some of you crazy.
Soooo, I went looking for a good blowjob script so that you all could listen in as I enthusiastically suck another guy off for the first time.
Imagine yourself being right there, watching me.
You like hearing me suck my friend's cock and swallow his cum?
I have done ramblefaps, improvs, tributes, and my own scripts, but have not done a proper script fill yet. This is my first, and I have a few more coming soon.
Ran across this sexy Original Script and just had to give it a try! I keep getting more and more requests for bratty, dommy, possessive kind of stuff, and this fit the bill and scratched a personal itch. It was a fun one to do.
This was done almost entirely in one take (aside from two or three quick redos). Will get a better mic soon, and probably start doing more proper editing. Howeverrr, I have heard feedback that some people, in fact, like it raw. *Coughs*
Original Summary:
You wake up hungover after a night out with old university friends. Your boyfriend tries to ease your hangover as best as he can before he goes to work. But you want more than just water and headache pills...good thing he loves taking care of you.
Original Script by u/strawberrymoon_bunny
Usually I'm such a good boy. So eager to please, willing to do anything and everything you want, and on your schedule. Not today. Today I'm taking time off just to fuck the brat out of you right here in my office.
Hello again, schlickers!
Getting caught masturbating (and the person catching me wanting me to continue) has always been a huge fantasy of mine, so I went looking for a script related to that and found this one, which is quite a bit naughtier than my original fantasy was, in that the speaker gets caught intentionally.
I need you to see how hard I'm throbbing for you.. just from seeing wet clothes clinging to your body. You better know how gorgeous you ar- oh shit. I think that was the shower turning off... Let me angle this chair a bit better...
Your Roommate Lets You Catch Him with His Pants Down. Original Script by u/causticSolar
Original Summary: You get home from work wanting to tell your roommate about the frustrating day you've had. To make matters worse, you got caught in torrential rain. After getting warm and changing clothes, you head to his room so the two of you can order food. He invites you in when you knock, and his semi-naked state definitely takes you by surprise...
Inclusivity notes: performer orgasms once, listener orgasms twice.
Pet Names used: baby, good girl, honey, slut, 1x little shit (affectionate)
Length: 20 Minutes.
So you had a frustrating day at work too, huh?
