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I Was Not, Among My Kind, Distinctive By Jane Hirshfield

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Themes include: Blending In and Non-Distinctiveness Unity with Nature and Community Humility and Acceptance Philosophical Reflection on Identity and Society
04:11
Soooo, I woke up this morning and this idea popped into my head and thought what the heck, let's record, Wake up next to me the morning after our wedding, as I reminisce about the perfect day we just had. I roll over, sleepy, hold you close, and reflect on every beautiful moment—from the vows to the dance floor, cherishing the start of our new life together. Alone together, in bed.
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I’m offering comfort and reassurance to my girlfriend after she’s had a rough day. I speak in a calm, low voice, providing the support and care she needs to feel safe and relaxed. If you’ve had a tough day too, I hope this brings you the same sense of warmth and comfort. Sometimes, all we need is someone to hold us close and remind us that everything will be okay.
19:56
This was one hell of an experience and I tell ya, now I know why you ladies use vibrators, a truly magnificent thing. A 'Multi-Orgasm' occurs as some people have coined it. But I encourage you to listen to the end as there's a part where I think it's the end but it is not. I went to take a shower after recording and I was still incredibly turned on and so decided to record another orgasm 30 minutes later instead of doing it by myself, or recording it on a separate audio, because what the hell! Yes, I am a mad man. Yes, I am a sexual deviant. Yes I am a multifarious-multiform-multitudinal-multitudinous-organism.
43:08
So I needed to cum, and It was a gloomy, rainy evening and I could hear the rain as it trickled down the window and I could hear it swirling around drains, and travelling down pipes overhead. It was the perfect environment, and the perfect stimulating setting. It’s just me, lost in the moment, taking my time to focus on pure pleasure. It’s a slow, intimate session where you can hear every breath, every touch, every moan, every whimper, every dirty word I say (and I say a lot) and every sound of my cock entering and releasing from the fleshlight.
43:13
Needed a release for a long and stressful week. I made this an Anorgasmia friendly type of Ramblefap also for those out there, so you don't feel ostracized and left out! (There is NO mention of me wanting the listener to cum, just to feel good. Just telling you I will cum.) With a little bit of aftercare cos I am slut for cuddles, and WOT.
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Ladies, it's tough when you’re on your period, so today, I’m all yours. I’ve taken the day off work to make sure you don’t have to go through this alone. I brought some gifts to help make it better—hot water bottle, snacks, and of course, ice cream. We’re staying in bed, wrapped in blankets, just relaxing. I even brought the TV and Switch upstairs, so we can play games together, because today is all about you. Just know that no matter how you feel, I’m here with you through it all. You’re not alone. Let’s make it a cozy, comforting day, together. Note: This audio includes talk of periods and menstrual cycles. If that’s something you're uncomfortable with, this might not be for you. Everyone deserves comfort and care, so please be respectful and feel free to skip this one if it’s not your thing.
24:04
Tis Sunday and I had a lazy Sunday and needed to release some tension. Lots of things get me in the mood, things that turn me on and make me feel sensual and I shall tell you what those things are as well as little secrets throughout the audio, including a few different phrases in other languages which I will say now and then, I love language! I say a couple of Portuguese phrases for all of you Portuguese speakers out there. After my big orgasm, I was still hard and I contemplated on whether to leave it alone or give myself another orgasm and.............................I got a little greedy and took the opportunity.
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Comfort and care. I'm here to soothe you after you wake from a nightmare. Sometimes, we all need a little reassurance, and I’m more than happy to provide it. This heartfelt script was written by the talented eikkuu__28 on Reddit — be sure to check out their work and give them a follow!
11:06
Quite frankly I hadn't cum in a week and a half (I been a busy man DAWG) and I'll be honest, I have post orgasm brain so I dont know what to say or what I even remember.
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A sensual ASMR session. I’ll be guiding you through a soothing, intimate experience designed to send chills down your spine and help you reach the edge. The rules are simple: one piece of clothing on your upper body, one on your lower body before we begin. Put in your headphones, let my whispers take over, and follow me through every moment, building up to a countdown from 10 to 1. By the time we reach the end, I hope you’ll be feeling the tingles, orgasms and more. Ready to let go?
32:40
Teaching you a lesson. This steamy, seductive piece where yours truly, Prince Donagon, lets his more... dominant side take control. That's right—Dom Donagon is officially out to play. The brilliant script was written by the talented u/MenaceNugget, so make sure to check out their work and give them a follow! You’ve been assigned a bodyguard, thanks to your family’s power and influence. But let’s be honest—you've never been one to take orders well, and your constant teasing is driving him wild. At a glamorous family event, he decides enough is enough, and things take a rather dominant turn...
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This is an improv/idea I thought of in my head today, it was inspired by a recent book that I finished reading, and the story just sort of expanded as I recorded it. See it as a little chapter from my own audiobook. This piece does contain some of those naughty swear words! After returning from a solo holiday, our protagonist has a chance encounter at the airport with an old friend, stirring up memories of his first love—a woman he hasn’t seen in sixteen years. She’ll be at a dinner party, and he’s invited. But should he go? What would he even say after all this time? Their paths have crossed countless times since their breakup—was it fate, destiny, or just coincidence? Life takes us in so many different directions, but can it ever bring us back to the person we were meant to be with? Maybe it was the right person, but the wrong time.
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Playful and steamy. A story about reconnecting with an old classmate who used to have a huge crush on me back in middle school. Now that I’m newly single and you’ve just moved in next door, I thought I’d bring over a little housewarming gift... and maybe something more. The script comes from u/BambiEyedDoll on Reddit, be sure to check out their work and give them a follow! You’ve always remembered the way I made you feel in middle school, even though I was with someone else. But after years with the same girl, I’m finally single again and open to new experiences. What happens when old feelings resurface?
21:21
I have a mount that I can stick to a flat surface and connect my Fleshlight so I can fuck it without touching it. So why dont I try it? I thrusted away for a long time, thinking I was fucking you from behind, thinking it was your beautiful pussy, taking all of me, every drop, every part of my cock. You dont have to do anything, I'll do all the work. After, I couldn't move and was in a dayzeeee. Legs dont work. Send Halp
36:24
You’ve heard the whispers in the office—things aren’t always easy when you’re the new boss. Today, you've had enough. After hearing that one of your male employees has been badmouthing you behind your back, you decide it’s time to confront him and teach him a lesson he'll never forget. In this intense power dynamic, the conversation starts with passive-aggressive tension but quickly escalates. When he crosses the line, you make sure he knows who's in charge. It’s time to turn the tables and show him that you're not just his boss—you’re the one calling all the shots.
29:19
Helping you unwind and let go of the day's worries. I've created this sleep aid filled with calming affirmations, designed to wash away negative thoughts, anxieties, and stress. As you listen, I’ll remind you that you are perfect just as you are and guide you gently into a peaceful sleep. My voice will be there to reassure you, ease your mind, and make you feel good, safe, and at peace. Take a deep breath, relax, and let me help you drift off into a restful night.
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