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You're an NPC in a Videogame with a Horny Female Protagonist

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#INTERNAL NPC SYSTEMS# IF VARIABLE QUEST COMPLETE = TRUE /THEN/ ALLOW STRING ROMANCE DIALOGUE OPTION /IF/ VARIABLE SEX = TRUE /AND_IF/ VARIABLE CREAMPIE COUNTER = 1 /THEN/ ADD TRAIT: "Knocked Up" TO PLAYER_CHARACTER /REPEAT UNTIL/ PLAYER_CHARACTER /HAS/ TRAIT: "Satisfied". Yep, no thoughts just the Halsin bear scene tbh
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You're tired of waiting for your goth gf to get home from work and she's been teasing you all day. Luckily you remember your birthday present from her: A free use card for any time and anywhere. So you decide to cash it in by using her at work. (Whether she wants you to or not)
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You come in for a big leg piece but your normal artist, an older guy you’ve been being tattooed by for years, had to leave at the last minute and forgot to call to reschedule you. Instead of just going home and rescheduling later, you somehow get convinced to let the tattoo shop’s resident bitchy goth girl tattoo you instead. You find that she’s got a much gentler touch than your normal artist and you start to relax enough that you start to fall asleep. And what’s a girl to do when you look so sexy and vulnerable like that? How could she help herself?
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You're the newest park ranger at your local national park and you're liking it so far. It's beautiful, the job itself is pretty chill this time of year, and one of your coworkers is a goth hottie. One day, you get to the patrol cabin a bit early and catch your goth coworker eating breakfast alone and she offers you a plate. Next thing you know, you wake up in the middle of the woods feeling strange and the goth is next to you illuminated by the full moon. And she has a proposition for you: she knows you're a werewolf and wants you to chase her. And breed her.
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Summary: You’re picking up snacks and more wine for your movie marathon you’re having tonight since you don’t have a date for Valentine’s and all your friends do. It sucks but you’re trying to not let it get to you. Going down the candy aisle at the store, you run into (literally) a cute goth girl. After a few minutes of talking, she impulsively asks you out. You then just as impulsively invite her back to your place to watch movies together… only neither of you can focus on the movies.
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You walk into a sex shop 30 minutes before closing and the goth girl on duty is not happy about it. She's rude and calls you an idiot. Then you notice a sign that says "Ask for a demonstration" and you're eager to request one... The goth girl begrudgingly agrees but not before ordering you to masturbate for her.
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Does it count as voyeurism if you're a ghost? Asking for a friend. Lonely Days is such a good song and I felt it fit the vibe lol Have fun, babes! And remember to practice safe kink!
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Needing some time to let loose, you can't help, but enjoy the night at a Halloween party outside of the city. Well, that is until instead of bobbing for apples or hanging out with your friends, you find yourself alone with a killer in the house. Through the panic and fear, from your hiding spot inside a closet, you immediately recognize the voice behind the killer's mask--your ex-girlfriend. The same hair brained chick you dumped over a month ago and now you're suffering the consequences which she makes perfectly clear when she finds you and offers you a deal: If you can’t get her off in seven minutes or less then you're finished. Aka Unhinged Ise LET'S GOOOO!!!
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