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Convention Ramble By The Fire

17:18
Answering your questions about conventions as we drink tea by the fire
17:18
The pilots stationed at this particular outpost are the best of the best. Charged with protect the interests of the Wayfinder’s Guild in the sector. A deadly job to be sure, and passing flings to blow off steam are not uncommon. Yet it takes you by surprize that one particular pilot, a strikingly gorgeous one, has asked to meet again, the third time this week. She's a little brash, and way out of your league, but perhaps... maybe... she might be interested in something more than a fling?
09:56
Climb aboard the Succ-U-Bus! Where, for the price of a bus ride you can get a blowjob of your liking from one (or two if you’re up to it!) of our many employees! And service really sucks! *massive wink* We’ve all got our favorite things to do, and you just so happen to pick me. In that case, follow me, then sit back, relax, and enjoy my little show!
13:38
I live alone and a huge snow storm hit your neighborhood, causing a power outage for an undetermined amount of time, and I don't have a generator - but the guy that just moved in next door has one. Even though I like being able to take care of everything myself, I bite the bullet and go over to ask to hang out until the power comes back on. And he's pretty cute, so there's definitely no ulterior motives...
18:35
You (listener) ordered some self-assembly furniture from Dykea Home Furnishings, the sapphic furniture store. However, it’s self-assembly and you’re not especially handy so you’re a little unsure of how you’ll put it together. Luckily, Dykea offers a Handyma’am service, which means that a hot and handy sapphic will come and build your purchase for you.
16:09
You’re playing a competitive video game when your girlfriend comes back from the gym. She decides to watch you play for a bit, but when you die, one of the other players teabags you. You happily offer her an explanation of what that means, but it must not have been enough. She seems far more interested in a hands-on demonstration.
15:10
We all can feel sometimes like dating is dead and people are just becoming weirder and weirder. But we also make common mistakes like confusing internet life with real life. The people you see going viral on tiktoks, instagrams etc usually do not represent the real people you meet every day. Your good friend is here to restore your faith in own dateability. Just listen, and give yourself a chance.
05:25
It's summer time so your friends planned out a trip to the beach and they rent out a house with an outdoor pool. Work/school has been tough for you so a vacation is very much needed. You thought you'd be able to finally relax not knowing your crush accepted to join last minute and that got you anxious. One night after everyone has already passed out from drinking, you decided to go for a swim to clear your head then an unexpected company joins you
10:42
She is your fantasy, conjured from the most perverted depths of your imagination. She exists for your pleasure and nothing else. She is here to make you cum. Who do you want her to be?
15:36
You arrive home late after having to stay late for work. You're tired and exhausted. As you unlock the front door, you can sense something is off. You open the door and see your vampire roommate and she is not happy. She is doing her best to keep her composure but she is reaching the limit of her patience. She demands that you pull it out and let her suck you.
10:07
On your way to get a pizza you accidentally stumble into the Lavender Kitten, a cuddle parlor where people go to receive cuddling sessions from professional cuddle therapists. When the clerk offers you a free session you decide to give it a shot. Why not, right? She leads you to a room to await your cuddling partner…
16:49
The act of opening a women's lips is unbearably intimate...and when it happens, it's one of the most erotic sensations for both partners. This script explores the connection between trusting a lover and feeling the most intensely pleasurable sensations. It's personal, intimate and tender. So read it slowly and try to speak as if this is for the one special lover in your life or your fantasy.
17:32
A lot of people pass by but you always seem to catch my eye for some reason. Maybe it's because we both look a little plain, at least in a world where everyone's wearing makeup or filters all the time, or expect people to look like they're in porn. You look like it hasn't even crossed your mind that I would notice you, but I do.
06:47