First Ramblefap
09:57
Your girlfriend got drunk on Wednesday and left you a cute ass voicemail. You didn't respond because you worked late. She passed out and woke up hungover. You owe her big time. Disclaimer, I'm so sorry for the nasally breathing! My nose has been stuffy lately. Also yes, I really did get drunk last night and I really am hungover today. I pride myself on being authentic. It's fun being naughty within reason. ;) please be considerate and do not dehumanize me. Comments and constructive criticism is fine but do not objectify me. If you don't understand then you're part of the problem women face on the daily.
09:57