While listener is on shift he meets a flirty British tourist who he can't resist. She succeeds in seducing him, resulting in him taking her back to his apartment and finding out just how naughty she is.
Speaker is turned on by the listeners accent, finding it difficult to contain herself during her shift, she finally gets to feel his American cock right there in her pub, after closing time.
A swamp lady who is obsessed with toads bribes an author with sex for stories about toads. She happens to be in possession of two very convincing arguments and the author, in a display of shockingly poor judgement, accepts. For a price.
Script by /u/baphomuki
