Ok you got me I didn't really need help with my physics homework, but I do really want to fuck you
Just a Little Tipsy, I promise
You think you can just end a relationship with me after four years? You told me you would love me forever. Well, I am not letting you leave. You don"t want me to have to tell my dad that you made me sad, right? I would hate it if people you loved ended up getting hurt...
"You’ve been such a good boy today. You paid attention in my class, you helped me *so* much with my library work...would you like a little help from me, to make up for it?
Wait. Is this really happening? Is it really you? Hey, where is that hand going---
Mff! Babe! My brother will see us!
No, don't stop. Please. I need you . . .
Applying to be your very own personal snuggly-wuggly bed warmer. I am confident my skill sets will allow me to excel in this position, and I look forward to hearing from you.
But this time with some mood music;)
Based on a job offer by u/-et_Al
Script by /u/TheTowerOfSong
Ok babe just lay here with me, I mean you know aside from the whole exhibitionist streak, we both seem to have, and that your cum is soaking my panties right now, that was pretty romantic you know making love under the stars
Applying to be your very own personal snuggly-wuggly bed warmer. I am confident my skill sets will allow me to excel in this position, and I look forward to hearing from you.
Based on a job offer by u/-et_Al
Babe, c'mon. Please? I really want breakfast, and cereal just won't cut it this morning. You're not wearing any pants anyway.
Hey, keep your eyes on the screen. At least *look* like you're paying attention. You wouldn’t want your bosses to think that you’re getting your cock sucked in the middle of your meeting, would you? Even though that’s exactly what’s about to happen . . .
Fuck Me In The Mall to
Script by u/Givingscriptsatry
I know finals are the worst, but at least it's almost Christmas, and Christmas means cookies.
It’s nature’s serenade of love.
She wants us indoors, making love to her music.
You never say no to Mother Nature.
Verification for GWA
It's going to be fine, fall asleep to the sound of my voice.
Even if the planetary alignments aren't certain for eternity I feel like it’s the closest thing to certainty”
“well that and the fact that I love you”
Those “Choke Me Daddy” tweets were a joke! bc of very at a and, yes,
