Containing everything and the kitchen kink.
Lottiesqueaks Erotic Audio Sex Stories 66
Cover of a slam poem that's helped me hold on. TW: Suicide.
If you need to talk to someone, please don't hold it in. 1800-273-8255 for the US. A list for non-US countries:
Presented here as a lullaby for all y'all sleepyheads out there, rather than as Danny Sexbang's original plan of just being obnoxious for hours on end.
In this audio, I read aloud and narrate the comics of one Allie Brosh, who 100% fucking nails it when it comes to describing the experience of having depression. The excerpt I read IS NOT MINE, and I am NOT the copyright holder. Allie, I love you, please don't sue me. <3 CONTENT WARNINGS: Extended discussion of depression, talk about being suicidal.
SPECIAL EARLY ACCESS PREVIEW! In which I tried to record this sexy script I wrote, and kept fucking it up! Cameo appearance by Central Air Conditioning, which had some damn good timing starting up.
In which Lottie tries a thing for you. Taste test time!
As it says on the tin.
May every higher power that exists bless the hell out of Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian. Also, beware that I'm probably off key, and also not a great singer in general.
HELLA TRIGGER WARNING!!! Like seriously, cannot emphasize enough, SERIOUSLY TRIGGER WARNING HERE. Crying, slapping, break-in, ripping, struggle noises, and hand over mouth. VERY RAPE. VICTIM POV.
What's this? Lottie being dominant? There's gotta be a good reason for that... Hungry vampire? Okay, that explains it.
A little lesbian lovin' never hurt nobody. Did it tickle anybody, though? Maaaaaybe.
In which I ramble about tabletop roleplaying experiences.
I am an absolutely terrible singer.
Yes, it's from My Little Pony. Stop judging me.
(to the tune of the Jurassic Park main theme) Holy fucking shit, it's some dino jokes, Jesus Christ, what the fuuuuuuuck~
Sometimes you gotta karaoke, even if it's TERRIBLE. I might try and record a less shitty version of this song at another point in time, but for now, sorry about your ears!
Even though I was doing it with the intent of being cute, Shadowgent saw fit to punish me for it anyway.
