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Hello and thank you for joining Dirty Birdy LLC. As part of your sign on package you were allotted several perks. Great PTO, amazing healthcare, and a desk pet to help you with your stress. Your position is critical at Dirty Bird LLC and we can't have you being too stressed now can we? Sit back and let me help you relax.
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The Degenerate Dreams of a Porn-Addicted Gooner-Girl

A girl addicted to porn muses on her addiction. Fidgeting and squirming, she whimpers and reflects on her deepening love for porn...for gooning, and for edging... and on a fantasy life she secretly dreams of living... indulging completely, entirely, and *totally*... to porn, porn... *porn*~ <3
26:12

Good Gooner with background sex

You are such a good gooner asking for what you want and need. Stroking your cock so well Fucking your fist so nicely Listen to me get needy and slightly mindless praising you for doing a good job and begging for your cum For your endless load. I talk of my love of certain kinks and porn. This one has background noises
21:10

Edging and Edging and Edging

Hello My Dirty Birdies, I have been gone for far too long, but that doesn't mean I haven't been recording, just needed to post. This audio is an overlap of several edging sessions mixed with a microphone that was just centered on my needy wet pussy. I hope you all enjoy and I look forward to getting back into the swing of posting more regularly. If you have any request or suggestions on scripts please feel free to send them to me. Comments, concerns, and criticism are welcome. I live to serve.
60:30

Pathetic Gooner

Hello my pathetic needy fist fucker. Warning this is mean. Just like you need it. Just like you want it.
15:02

You won’t facefuck your sister’s hot friend. You don’t have the guts!

You’ve been getting away with sneakily watching your sister’s hot friend around the house. She’s visiting from school for a little while, and it’s driving you crazy! You think you’ve gone uncaught, but in a close-call you accidentally dropped your phone… and all of its browser history full of college-girl porn. You’re busted. What you’re not expecting, however, is that even though she sounds mad as hell she isn’t going anywhere or telling anyone. In fact, she’s almost daring you to live out your porn fantasies with her. She doesn’t think you actually have the nerve to do something like what you see in your videos. Can you prove her wrong?
11:41

Hour Long Edge Session

Hello my dirty birdies! While I tend to make more femdom leaning audios I am just a bratty sub with a sassy tone, as such I have a Daddy Dom who takes wonderful care of me and enjoys sharing. I live by many rules put forth and one of them is to edge 3 times a week for at least an hour. Sometimes its more or less depending on the week and how much trouble I have been. It was strongly suggested I record my edging audio to share. This is going to be moaning, begging, wet sounds, giggles, chuckles, and whimpers. Again it is an hour long and I am sure there are parts where I am deep in the edge I am not sure I am making any noise. Listen at your leisure.
67:50

My Little Sister and I Need a Daddy Calling you

Well hello sir, I heard you and my sister have a good night last night. Oh the little skank didn't tell you she had a roommate? What a dirty girl, maybe you should spank her later Daddy....oops did I say that out loud? Hello my dirty birdies u/CyborgFairy has written a fantastic scrip that can be found here. It hits all of my buttons if you will name calling: Slut, whore, good girl and also some slight cheating. There are some mouth noises of me eating an apple and I know that is not everyones jam thus the tag. As always constructive criticism is welcome and appreciated.
F4M
Script Fill
Light FSub
Daddy
Blowjob
Bent Over Table
Impregnation
Mouth Noises:Food
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Loving Best Friend Unwillingly Hypnotizes You into Her Simp

You’ve known your best friend for years. You find her attractive, sure, but you’ve never seriously thought of her as a romantic interest. One night, you’re scrolling through her social media when you make a discovery. She has a page on a cam site. Yes, THAT kind of site. You can’t help yourself. You decide to buy in and watch a few of her clips out of curiosity. You only meant to look for a little, but you find yourself browsing for hours, watching everything you could find. The next day, the two of you are hanging out like normal, but something is different. You feel strange. You keep running to the bathroom as an excuse to pull out your phone and look at her page again. You know it’s creepy, but you can’t seem to control yourself. You don’t know what’s going on, but one thing is certain
13:25

The Cuckquean And The Cake

We have been fucking for months, and tonight you have convinced me to let your wife watch as an anniversary present. She gets to sit in the chair by the bed and watch why you keep coming back to me.
26:47

Edging Ramblefap

This was part of my edging session for today. Talk of being fucked by a big cock, no cumming, begging to be bred, begging for cum. Begging and whining and whimpering in general.
28:35

My Happiness is a Blowjob. Totally... Mention of &

You are working in a backroom testing sex robots. I am the current one on the docket for you to test with my big dick sucking lips and my perfect airhead personality. Please sir let the tests begin, you know you want to detailed. Hello my dirty birdies! I have a slight bimbofication kink and am obsessed with the idea of being dumber. u/CyborgFairy wrote this wonderful script here dummies
F4M
Script Fill
Reverse Bimbofication
Light FSub
Hot/Crazy
AI Alignment Theory
Blowjob
Deep Throat
Anal
Death
Sexbot
Horror
19:14

Famblerap

Hello my dirty birdies! I have been working on bigger scripts but still am edging every day like the goodest denial slut ever. As such I get a lot of dirty rambling ideas which then turn into edging ramblefaps. This is dedicated to some of my favorite DMs and some of my favorite VAs.
18:40

Now you notice

You and your best friend are getting ready to head to a college costume party. She’s wearing the last thing you expected, and it sends the whole night in a direction that neither of you saw coming. Hello my dirty birdies! u/Attentive-Whisper80 wrote a script that hits very close to home as the resident tomboy growing up. Please enjoy me living out my hot girl fantasy. As always let me know how to improve, I live to serve.
08:40

Good Gooner

You are such a good gooner asking for what you want and need. Stroking your cock so well Fucking your fist so nicely Listen to me get needy and slightly mindless praising you for doing a good job and begging for your cum For your endless load. I talk of my love of certain kinks and porn.
21:09

Edging to Cock Hero

Hello My dirty birdies, you are getting my edge that I did to Cock Hero: Static on Spankbank posted by xdvgr. It's a series of PMVs that I was exposed to on a gooning/edging server. When I tell you my poor abs are on fire and my needy cunt is throbbing. Warning there is some minor cock and ball torture in flashes. Sorry if that is not your jam, it's honestly not mine and I didn't notice til they happened. In general I love the mix of fast and slow. Its 8 rounds and just over a half hour, please enjoy fucking me to the music.
33:12

Can you guess what I am doing?

Hello my dirty birdies, come gather and listen to me moan, giggle, cuss and blaspheme. Any ideas what could be pulling these sounds from my mouth?
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