Your Ex-BFF's Big Brother, who is your current BFF, is a MASSIVE sub and also you make him call you Mommy? Yes.
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Oh boy oh golly oh GEE did I have fun recording this one. You'll have to excuse the slight occasional sound of me conking my glasses against my boom arm. Or don't! Rake me over the coals for it! Yeah baby! Tell me I'm a bad bad unprofessional boy!
Or just, you know, don't really care about it.
I swear to god this was meant to be synopsis at some point.
Long story short, you got stood up by your sub, your current BFF who is the big brother of your FORMER BFF comes over to comfort you and then UH OH turns out HE'S A SUB and he didn't even know it and also he gets off on calling you MOMMY???
Tag yourself, I'm He.
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