Dealer's Choice
08:22
a little
Just remember: it could have been worse. It could have been Dobby, Mickey Mouse, and Yoda.
I think this might be the first audio I've recorded in several months? And then I deleted the original recording by accident and had to do it all over again; I guess the "daddy to literal father" pipeline is just so fun you have to do it more than once- :')
It feels like everyone and their mother has started streaming games online, but not everyone gets made into a mommy... ayyyyyyy~ ;D (OK that joke was lame)
I realized all the voices I'm doing are kinda goofy, but I'm sad that none of them are actually Goofy™. Like, imagine someone's getting really into it and then I suddenly hit 'em with "Daddy doesn't make love, babygirl... Daddy A-HYUKS"
It wasn't until I'd already finished editing that I remembered: I'd forgotten to do their accents. T_T
A quick little experiment in darker stuff. :'3
Written and recorded on like 4 hours of sleep. I like to think it adds new dimensions to my work. Sleepy ones.
I had to edit and re-record so much of this because I couldn't say some of the phrases properly (especially not while making sex noises >_>)
Why do girls keep doing this? My best guess is: she wants the H.
(lame joke, what lame joke? >_>)
Now with 100% authentic sleepy morning voice. And if the cunnilingus sounds especially hungry, it's because I STILL haven't had breakfast yet. :')
Real talk though, bubble tea with extra boba is always amazing.
Fun fact: this is the first time in weeks that I've had enough privacy to record, and then my neighbors decided it was also the perfect time to mow their lawn, trim hedges, etc. At least I was able to edit out the worst of the background noises (like when my neighbors turned on a leaf blower right as the penetration scene started >.>), but it's still an audio with an awful lot of background noise. :'D
Why? Because /u/cynical_pumpkin. :3
In which Mister Tinkles tries to sound like a sinister, otherworldly being, and instead just winds up being a huge dork. But a huge dork with sound effects, so that's an improvement... maybe...? :'D
This is supposed to be an audio about cuddlefucking a sick girlfriend, but in an ironic twist, I recorded it a while back and now I'm posting while I'M the one who's sick. :')
Hello, my name is Tinkles and I'm an awkward turtle. :'D
But what do the donuts have to do with anything? You could say that they're there for flavor... LOLOLOLOLOL okay no that pun was terrible. OTL
Script by /u/lvlxb
Script by /u/sugarhoneyjune
script by /u/lvlxb
