Santa Comes Early
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Summary
You’re Santa, but you’re cocky and kinda dumb. The listener writes to Santa begging for him to bring her a good boyfriend because she’s tired of assholes and bad sex, so you think you can give her an early Christmas gift. You think you can make her dreams come true, but you fail and instead give her a rousing half minute of mediocre sex before you quite literally cum early.
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