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You have been dating a woman you really like for a while now. She’s been a little aloof with you, though, and is clearly no stranger to “no strings attached” relationships. One night, though, she starts whispering to you while you’re sleeping, revealing some of her most guarded feelings and secrets, even though you may not be awake to hear them. Script by u/Princess_April
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You’re suffering from a rare condition we call involuntary hyper-priapism. The symptoms are persistent erections of unusual dimensions, length and rigidity, and dramatically increased sperm production. If left untreated, there is a small but possibly huge chance your penis will explode.
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You've been talking to this girl from a dating app for a while. After building up some courage you finally ask her on a date and she agrees! When the day comes around you go to the bar and start to wait. After a while no one comes, and a gorgeous older woman at the end of the bar catches your eye. But , your date might still show up so you decide to just be patient. That's when the waitress comes over with a drink you definitely didn't order. Script by u/redditredditreddit45
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You come home from college to find your mom's friend staying at your house. She recently caught her soon-to-be-ex husband with his secretary and has now made it a goal to be the neighborhood slut to further humiliate her ex. It seem like you just so happen to be at the right place at the right time. Script by u/MyDirtySecr3t
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This audio follows a woman who loves and trusts her boyfriend completely, only for him to betray that trust in one of the most degrading and violent ways imaginable. Includes a wholesome aftercare scene at the end. We built this whole life together. I thought you were the perfect boyfriend, so kind and sweet and considerate. And now? I-I don’t fucking know anymore… Babe? Are you even listening to me? Script by u/FilletOfFizz
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You're an innocent Bunny Boy who was raised in an orphanage. Everything changes when a sweet-seeming herb saleswoman makes a delivery and you catch her eye, and immediately decides to make you hers. All's well, right? You have a new home, and a caring, loving new Mommy. But, you quickly come to find that not all is as it seems Script by u/midnights_door
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A young man experiences intense anxiety during thunderstorms. He’s been fine living on his own for the past few years, but circumstances leave him in a sudden crisis with nobody to turn to except his best friend’s hot mom. This falls outside the scope of her training as a massage therapist, so she devises an unconventional solution to his plight. Script by u/WhiskeyTanFox101
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It's the night train, you're sharing the compartment with a lovely older lady. Turns out she's a writer of erotic novels, and she needs help to get... inspiration. What could POSSIBLY happen next? Script by u/alonoak
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We've been kind of living together but for the past 2 months you've pretty much been doing all the work and like, thinking back on it, I was pretty ungrateful about it I mean, you were washing dishes, vacuuming, making sure the cops or my family never found me, doing laundry, covering your tracks, cooking and all that stuff! I mean you cooked fresh meals for me every day! Meanwhile I was like, *obsessing* over "escaping" or whatever petty bullshit I was thinking about. Script by u/ElbyWritesAgain
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Premise: The speaker is working late when her former protégé drops by. A brief conversation leads to them acknowledging a mutual attraction and deciding it's time to act on it. Script by u/DallasExMachina
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You’ve been talking to a girl for a couple weeks now and you’ve decided to have your first date on Valentine’s Day. However, while you are sitting in the restaurant waiting for your date, your ex-girlfriend approaches you. Apparently she’s been stalking you and knew you’d be here for your date so she made sure she got here before that other girl. You broke up because she was clingy to the point where you couldn’t say or do anything without her knowing despite never giving her a reason to doubt your loyalty. Since you are in a public place, you are trying your best to hold back your anger but she just won’t go away. She practically begs you to come to the bathroom with her to show you what you’ve been missing, but you have other plans. Don’t worry, she won’t mind. In fact, this is exactly what she wanted. Script by u/spacecowboy_1999
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When you both miss the morning train that hottie with the great ass you see every morning finally confronts you for perving over her big butt. But it turns out she’s been checking you out too. Soon playful flirting turns to a dry humping make out session until things get so hot you just need to fuck right on the platform but you have to be careful there are people about and you wouldn’t want anyone to see… would you? Script by u/NeverSoRightly
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Wolfgirls go into heat once a year, and it typically lasts for about a week. Your wife, who is more or less always horny, has especially intense heats, and you've been eagerly awaiting her heat this year. Unfortunately, she doesn't get any warning signs, and she goes into heat midway through a nice steak dinner. As the dutiful husband that you are, you enthusiastically agree when she demands you satisfy her right here and now, in the middle of the restaurant... Script by ThoroughlyOrdinary
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You have a girlfriend, but you're not really happy about it. She takes you for granted. You know you should move on, but you don't want to end up alone. Maybe you need a little push to make the right choice. Script by u/DallasExMachina
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Script by u/Hex_en It might all have been an embarrassing mishap and you'd both gone your separate ways, if she hadn't noticed a mouth-watering bulge spring up in your pants and quickly pulled you inside...
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The long, bittersweet drive to drop off your ex’s things. Her mother greets you warmly at the door, and invites you in for a drink. But if you and her daughter are broken up, what’s a little breeding between consenting adults? Script by u/logosomancer
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You’ve been invited to a party by an acquaintance, only for you to show up and be surrounded by strangers. However, as of recently you’ve picked up the habit of offering candy to people as a means of breaking the ice with people. It goes over relatively okay, until you offer some to a bubbly and outgoing woman (the speaker) who just so happens to know who you are. Script by u/Pastelkite
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