*I can't wait for you to be off work... It's Valentines Day... It should be a national holiday! Ughh. I know. I just... Miss you. I have a little surprised lined up for you though. No, not Peking Duck. That was a one time deal, babe. It's more of a... Dessert. Or maybe an aperitif? Check your e-mail. But, you know, when nobody is around...*
*Hint. I'm in an apron. Just an apron.*
*What? I can't send my sweet thing a saucy pic while she's working on Valentine's Day? I have another surprise, but I'm not telling you what it is. ... It's definitely has nothing to do with the apron... So. You know, don't try to guess the surprise, especially not baked goods of any kind.*
*I can't wait until you're home... Think of me at work... Not that I think that will be a problem for you. Hehe...*
15:31: Hey honey
15:31: I asked my brother to set up the IP cameras we got us for Christmas
15:32: so he should be there when you get home.
15:33: Just wanted to let you know so you didn't think there was a stranger in the house.
15:33: Haha
15:38: He says he needs the pw to the wifi to finish setting it all up an
15:38: D I can't remember it
15:41: If you remember it or know where that dumb paper is with all the passwords can you text it to him?
16:10: Hey. It's going to be a late night...
16:11: They pushed up the deadline for that govt contract
16:11: They want it all wrapped up by friday
16:12: Don't wait up for me. Give my brother my best
The fire is dying down, it's getting colder, and you have an early day tomorrow.
Piling together in the tent with your mostly-inebriated friends, you get comfortable in your sleeping bag but can't quite seem to drift off to sleep. You're not the only one. Your friend, wrapped up in his own sleeping bag next to you, is clearly restless. You quietly observe him as he writhes around, searching for a comfortable position, giving long drown out sighs of defeat.
Soon, he rolls over and meets your slightly open eyes and asks you... "Are you still up?"
Just me, asking my lover to be the first person to peg my virgin ass, you know, for our anniversary right after dinner because that’s totally a normal thing to do.
I put a lot of love into this script and hope you all like it!
You deliver food for a living, right? So, like... Has anyone ever tried to tip you? You know... With sex?
I'm serious! Like, has anybody ever like opened the door naked? Or invited you in to party? Come on! Spill it! I want details!
My first audio!!! AHHHHH. EXCITING BUT ALSO SCARY.
You hear soft moaning coming from the bedroom next to yours. Your roommate is once again masturbating in his room-- you have quietly admired his handiwork since moving into the apartment together. Normally, you just enjoy the show and listen in, or watch from air vent that connects the two rooms... But today you decide to pop in and see "what's up".
His reaction to your invasion of privacy is snarky, but he doesn't stop and instead instructs you to join him. When he asks for your panties to take in your scent, his entire personality changes... Suddenly he's much more docile and receptive, your pheromones have not-so-subtly altered his brain chemistry to be your little begging bitch.
It's your day off from work but all you're thinking about is how you don't want to go back. Your previous shift was the last straw and you don't know what to do. So you go to your girlfriend who stops what she's doing to help you.
And what you need is some stress relief.
Verification.
