Lost a bet and had to jump a pillow like a dog for the FWB group chat.
Your puppy roommate is in heat and wants to breed you. Can't get pregnant? Too bad. That means you should keep trying
What it says on the tin
Despite the title, I am not the fleshlight. You, the listener are. Your government assigned jobs to people at the age of 20, and your jobs is to sexually satisfy anyone who asks
It's a special bunny's birthday, and I'm going to give them a different kind of birthday candle :3
Did a ramblefap. Brain melted. High pitched whining
It's ramblefap time again and I wannna offer a sample
The meme about transfems using Pumpkins like flesh lights. I was stupid to think I could stop them...
