Lost a bet and had to jump a pillow like a dog for the FWB group chat.
What it says on the tin
Despite the title, I am not the fleshlight. You, the listener are. Your government assigned jobs to people at the age of 20, and your jobs is to sexually satisfy anyone who asks
It's a special bunny's birthday, and I'm going to give them a different kind of birthday candle :3
Did a ramblefap. Brain melted. High pitched whining
The meme about transfems using Pumpkins like flesh lights. I was stupid to think I could stop them...