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Why Don't You Fuck Around and Find Out? *Literally* - PrnceHector

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Summary: After a passionate night in bed, you and the speaker are peacefully asleep – well, until one of you wakes up. It seems like last night’s escapades have only made you hornier. But, since it’s the weekend, your partner is only interested in sleeping in. Perhaps you could persuade them nicely so they join you… or, when that doesn’t work, you could always try something more *tempting*. You are promptly reminded, however, of that one warning: Let sleeping dogs lie…
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While serving the prince at a palace, you trip over your own feet and ruin his coat, all in front of their esteemed guest. You made a mess... and there are consequences for that...
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The timing of stumbling on this fucking amazing script from /u/revdelvet, shortly after discovering a new kink of mine, well I got quite lucky with this. It’s been a while since you’ve put yourself out there, and you’ve finally scored a date with someone online at a dog cafe! The problem is that he kinda-sorta-maybe ghosted you, so you’re left standing outside on the street in a cute outfit that you’re starting to feel a little silly in. No biggie! Life happens. You text your (coincidentally very sexy but also very irritating) roommate to come to your aid and save you, and he turns up in the blink of an eye! Now you can drink some overpriced coffee while looking at the cutie little puppies together! It’s just that… why do you feel compelled to answer when he asks ‘Who’s my good little puppy?’ He’s clearly not talking to you… or is he?
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? Trying To While Summary: You accidentally meet your favorite VA in a library who is already in a relationship. You two happen to click instantly. Later that night, your car breaks down and then you break your supposedly favorite dom VA into a subby slut.
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Original Poem (Nothing sexy, don't get your hopes up) What I wouldn't give to be burdened by your company, To roll my eyes at corny jokes, to hear banter endlessly, To be embarrassed by you in front of all my peers, To be woken up before dawn, throughout the years. What I wouldn't give to hear your unsolicited advice, To inherit another bad trait, addiction or vice, To fight you for the remote, watching what you prefer, To listen to your stories, even if they all blur. What I wouldn't give to have you tinker with every damn thing, To have a song come on the radio and beg you not to sing, To burn another batch of cookies, and offer them anyway, To hear you snoring loudly, annoyed from a room away. What I wouldn't give to have you encroach on my space, To smell your musky odor, be scratched by your bearded face, To be kept up past midnight, grilling in the dark, To help you with wiring, and be zapped by a spark. What I wouldn't give to hear your laughter fill the room, To tease me about girls that I brought home too soon, To be able to cherish things I always thought I hated, To have fresh memories, not forgotten or abated. To trade places with those still burdened by theirs, To feel all your warmth, your love, your cares, To embrace you tightly, asking you to stay, What I wouldn't give for just one more day.
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