Re: What Are We?

A Chill Sesh with your Stoner BF

You and your lovable dork of a boyfriend are just hanging out, scrolling through memes, and partaking in the devil’s lettuce. As it so often does at times like this, the mood shifts and things take a turn for the frisky.

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Established relationship

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21:02

Re: Your Crush

Listener is a relatively new hire in the office, fresh-out-of-college, eager to impress the bosses and get along with everyone. Over the past few months, what started out as healthy admiration quickly became a full-blown crush on one of his older coworkers, Speaker. Unfortunately, it looks like Listener’s most recent attempt at flirting might have been taken the wrong way. It’s the end of the work day, and Speaker is storming over to Listener’s desk looking none too happy.

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16:02

Nothing Ever Happens on First Watch

The listener’s adventuring party finds themselves in the Feywild on yet another dangerous quest. While stuck taking first watch one night, Listener investigates some rustling in the brush and happens upon a young, curious satyr. He’s terribly bored, and Listener looks like a fun distraction.

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Fantasy

Dungeons and Dragons

Adventurer Listener

Satyr Speaker

15:08

Pink Lemonade

It’s a nice sunny day in suburbia, and you, Listener, have been hired to do some landscaping on Speaker’s property. While you’re busy tending to the weeds, Speaker’s lounging about on a beach chair, wearing a crop top and booty shorts, lookin’ like a cool drink of water. It’s pretty distracting, and the heat isn’t helping. Maybe you should shoot your shot and see what happens…

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12:12

Much Needed Distraction

For damn near an hour, you’ve been dropping hints that you’re in the mood, to no avail. Your boyfriend is busying himself with prepping for his next RPG session, and doesn’t seem to be registering that you’re trying to entice him. As much as you love this nerd, he sometimes has trouble turning off his brain when he’s hyperfocused, bless his heart. Seems like you’ll have to be more direct with him, so you change into something a little more lacy and try again.

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22:06

Lazy Morning Ramble

as use of and a lots of and Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so they say :)

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Ramblefap

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Long Time Lurker’s First Time Posting

use of and a lots of mentions of and some In which I ramble while fucking myself with my second thickest toy, get a bit too excited, and cum way sooner than I planned. Oops. I’m generally a very shy and quiet guy, so this was kind of liberating, especially since I’ve anonymously lurked in the audio community for damn near a decade. Enjoy!

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Ramblefap

Sub speaker

Sequel to “Re: Your Crush” It’s finally Saturday. After a…heated… encounter earlier in the week, you invited your workplace rival/crush to have a few drinks with you. He’s still pretty brusque, but it must’ve gone well because now you’re taking him back to your apartment with you, and you’re all to eager to pick up where you left off.

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16:30

By Any Means Nessus-ary

Listener and his adventuring party find themselves on the ninth layer of the Hells, imprisoned in the depths of the Archfiend’s personal citadel. Just another day in the life of a seasoned adventurer. Separated from his party and stripped of his inventory, Listener will have to get creative to get out of this mess. But as chance would have it, he spots a cute little imp making his way down the corridor.

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10:34