Thick thighs DO save lives.
First time writing my own script and shamelessly filled it with a bunch of self indulgent things. (re-up to soundgasm because I accidentally routed all SFX the first time to the right speaker channel; sorry to the few people who saw and listened to it when this was immediately posted.)
Tags: giving a a mention of and premarital
Remember the time your milf professor gave you a handjob in a campus closet? Pepperidge farm remembers.
Tags: boy this is fantastic.
script by u/FanofaFanofaFandom!
first script fill!!
"Good job little pogchamp"
Tags: then in
script by u/EscapedTerrorist!
you stuck your what in my paint?
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script by u/DeviousDionysus
The Prequel to the Sequel (trademark symbol goes here) of Giving Professor Her Cream. script by u/fanofafanofafandom!
Tags: mentions of technically on a different kind of test
Babe, I know you wanted a real bedframe for our anniversary, but listen to me: monsters could hide under it. The mattress has to stay on the floor. I'm sorry babe. We just can't risk it.
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Script by u/Love_Struck_Emma!
you stuck your WHAT in a book???
tags!: kind of at first but turns and slight closer to the end
hope it's enjoyable!! there's a couple of jingle noises at the beginning from something I had on my bedframe but I moved it over
boy, your telescope is HUGE. let me hold it for you.
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script by u/thorgasmotron!
respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting authority by coming in anyway
tags: at the beginning could be since gender is never mentioned but listener is implied to have a dick
now THIS is podracing
