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Reading LOTR Poems ASMR

41:48
Wanted to do something a little bit different. This is a collection of poems, written by J.R.R. Tolkien, gathered in the Tolkien Reader. All of these are about Middle Earth, and are "written" in universe by Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, and others. Laugh at the Oliphaunts are cry at Frodo's Dream, near the end. Dance with the Man in the Moon, and mourn with Firiel, the mortal maiden. (Also I'm fairly certain that the Shadow Bride is about Luthien and Beren FYI). I'm a big Tolkien fan if you can't tell. Read all of HoME. Anyways the sound quality is shit but I actually think my performance was really good, so I hope you enjoy. 00:08 – Errantry (Bilbo) 04:07 – Princess Mee (Unknown Author) 6:18 – The Man in the Moon Stayed Up Too Late (Bilbo) 8:54 – The Man in the Moon Came Down Too Soon (Unknown Author) 13:05 – The Stone Troll (Sam Gamgee) 15:37 – Perry-The-Winkle (Sam Gamgee) 20:55 – The Mewlips (Unknown Author) 22:23 – Oliphaunt (Hobbit tradition) 23:14 – Fastitocalon (Unknown Author) 24:46 – Cat (Sam Gamgee) 25:35 – Shadow-Bride (Unknown Author) 26:42 – The Hoard (Unknown Author) 30:49 The Sea-Bell (Frodo) 36:47 – The Last Ship (Unknown Author) : Likely composed in Gondor. : Likely composed by an author familiar with old Elvish lore – Fastitocalon was an ancient mythological creature. : The poem bears similarities to the Lay of Leithan, an ancient Elvish poem regarding Beren and Luthien. : The poem bears similarities to the Narn I Chin Hurin, an ancient Mannish poem regard the Children of Hurin. This ascription is unlikely, as the poem dates to the Fourth Age.
41:48
You've been living a fine life. Things seem to be going your way, except...that odd business your father has gotten himself into. Increasingly, he's had clandestine midnight meetings with strange men, who wear dark suits and glare menacingly at anyone nearby. You spotted one such meeting from behind the kitchen wall - your father and a tallk, cruel looking young man, who carried himself with an aura of authority and spoke in deep, sharp whispers. You and the young man made contact before you dashed away. As you walk back home late at night, you can still feel the heat of his eyes burning into you when you feel a sharp crack! at the back of your head...
16:52
You're at a party. celebrating the end of your sophomore year at university. You've been a solid student - you've never gotten in trouble, never broken any rules, and never let loose. Well, now, as you realize that you're halfway done with college, you just want to finally go wild, but you don't know how. You think about this as a tall, handsome fella approaches you...
13:35
You have awoken in a strange hospital. And you have no idea why. Your legs feel...heavy, so heavy that you can't move them. There is a tube running from your arm into an IV, and the taste of saline lingers in your mouth... "Flatline" by Aesterial-Arts on Freesound - "Hospital Sounds" by ERH on Freesound -
13:08
You have a crush. Don't try to hide it; we all know about it. He's cute and funny and just hits all the right vibes. Anyhow, you've decided to confess to him after years of productive friendship. It's risky - you might destroy your friendship - but the benefits are great - you might get into a relationship which you neither needed at this stage nor were prepared to be in. You've sent him the IM - you're both to meet at the usual spot. He responds, "ok," and your heart begins to beat...
05:45
You've moved into your rich boyfriend's ancestral estate. It's wonderful. He constantly buys you every desire of your heart, from nice clothes to sexy impliments. He even enables your crippling addiction to WH40K miniatures. The only problem, though, is that you've never met his dad, and even occasionally manage to accidentally evade him when he visits. Until now...
08:16
You've been dating your boyfriend for a few months now. He's funny, sweet, kind, etc. etc., and he's even helped you work through some of your issues - your many, many issues. Well, it's your first Valentine's day, and you're nervous. It's been a while since you've allowed yourself to fall in love, and now? Now you're scared. But you swallow down your hesitation, like you always do. This time, you're going to allow yourself to fall in love. Today, he invited you over to a coffee shop. The parking lot seems deserted, save for his car...
07:00
A bead of sweat falls from your forehead upon your shoe. Your knees hurt from prolonged hugging to your chest. You're hiding beneath a small desk as a killer hunts you down. He's already "gotten" your friends, or so he says. It's only a matter of time before he finds you. He taunts you as he stalks the halls - his voice seems to always be at your ear, mocking you insufferably. What are you going to do?
10:32
You are a hero. Top hero in your region, in fact. People look up to you, to save them from the dangerous villains and killers who prowl the lawless streets of the city. One day who hear about some suspicious activity near the suspected lair of one particular nemesis of yours - one Moronicus. He's not usually that much of a threat, but you get the sense that he could be very dangerous if ever actually provoked...
20:22
It's been a touch couple years since finishing grad school. Not really much in the way of job opportunities - in fact, the best you could do in this job market was a brief stint at Jimmy Johns. All that changes when you see a job posting for a place called Origin Labs, a prestigious institution. You interview, and get the job! So, you take a bath for the first time in years, wash off your various oils and fluids, and go in for your first day... Uwu had some mic problems in the latter half, fairly certain some soundproofing went awry and i didn't notice. ah well. anyhow, huge thanks to NyanToDaMax; they're great at what they do and great at helping others do what they want to do.
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