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You invite the young, lonely, and introverted neighbor over and teach him how to stuff you

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You hear the young and nerdy, but kinda cute neighbor next door just moved in, so you invite him to Thanksgiving dinner. He’s kind of a loner, so you make sure to get him all comfortable with a nice meal and a few glasses of wine. He starts to get cozy and starts complimenting you, and that’s when you strike!
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You and your boyfriend are relaxing in bed when he suddenly starts telling you how much he loves you, while getting all cozy and intimate with you. He knows you like this, so he keeps going until things escalate even more….
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I underestimated the power of social media the other day when I made a post on Twitter issuing a challenge to my followers, where, essentially, every 100 likes I received on that post equates to 1 hour of moaning. I ended up getting 75,000 likes in 2 days… This is 750 hours or 31 non-stop days of moaning :o Well, I guess I gotta start now. Enjoy!
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