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Viper Trains the New Agent || All SFX

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Version with the full SFX (voice filter, continuous smoke sounds where relevant) . . You're the new agent in the VALORANT Protocol, freshly recruited and eager to jump into action. Before you can actually get started, however, you need to know exactly what you're up against. Viper, the resident poison expert, has taken it upon herself to train you... personally. The time comes for you two to spend some time in the range, and you get well-acquainted with her rather toxic methods.
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Fucking Your Ex-Bully While She Shit-Talks You on the Phone || Music

Version with Lofi music playing in the background! Thank you to u/PureRosemary for editing this for me <3 . . A bully chats with her friends on the phone while lying down, seemingly pissed off because the nerdy friend of her brother that she loves to bully is at her house. As it turns out, however, she's actually rather happy to have him around, even if that's not what she's telling her friends.
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Your Bitchy Roommate is Sick of Shitty Tinder Dates

Your roommate comes home after another unsuccessful tinder date and starts complaining to you. She starts off being bitchy but you eventually take the hint and teach her a lesson. Turns out all she needed was a good dicking down to make her happy. . . script by u/chettywampus :)
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Going Up

Summary: You’re coming home from dinner with friends when some unresolved feelings arise. This tension in the elevator continues, but he is just acting like a complete brat as if you don't have control over their toy, and you decide to remind them who's in charge. Try to keep your composure and not get caught. script by u/Rx_jpeg
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Fucking Your Ex-Bully While She Shit-Talks You on the Phone || No Music

Version with no music! Thank you to u/PureRosemary for editing this for me <3 . . A bully chats with her friends on the phone while lying down, seemingly pissed off because the nerdy friend of her brother that she loves to bully is at her house. As it turns out, however, she's actually rather happy to have him around, even if that's not what she's telling her friends.
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Wanna Grab a Drink? Well, SHE Wants to Grab Your Dick! || Music

Version with music and ambient bar sounds (and outside cricket ambience) . . Against your better judgement, you decide to go for a walk in a rough part of town...at night! It's a miracle you haven't been harassed or mugged, and when you spot a muscular woman sitting on a bench, you decide to push your luck even further. She doesn't look like the type to suffer fools...especially fools that randomly hit on her...but who knows? Maybe you're just the thing she's looking for, and she just doesn't know it yet.
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