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^me trying to ignore all my fans who didn't ask for a mommy audio and hoping they'll like it anyway xD
Ok, from now on, no more audios that have footstep sound effects or door sound effects >~> they are officially banned.
-so says sleepy and exhausted 3:40 am sprung v_v
What did the Devil do when Amazon sent him a regular fork?
Dropped it in some pine resin :)
no one will get this joke.
Yay! I'm glad I got to help out with sweetsgiving ^-^ hope y'all have a wonderful new year
"Some people win millions in vegas, I won a baby" -quote from a movie none of you will guess ^-^ hehe
Why did the cowboy get a Dachshund?
Cause someone told him to get along little dogey
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Subby men in the workplace must always take care not to show weakness. If they do, it could be the end of them (¬‿¬)
I remember the one time I had sex at my college part-time job. Pretty fun, maybe a little uncomfortable x3
I am Subitus, the cunning deceiver, everything I say is false. My Brother is Honorable and is always honest. This audio is the one true path to pleasure.
Hey! It is snowing a lot here in Texas! We're all gonna die soon ^-^ but also my dog was chasing his ball and slipped on the snow. It was adorable and funny. Hope you're all keeping warm wherever you may be!
Blueberry, apples, and pears oh my! so many sweets! Honestly, with my oven, I can't even think of baking all these things at the same time xD
(❁´◡`❁)Thank you all for making me feel safe and L-bombed always <3
My good empress, what could possibly bring you to my neck of the harem? Bet you just want some tea >:3 this tea do be hittin, not that I would know since I don't drink the leaf juice
Fun fact! the name for a female knight is called a dame. it is referred to as damehood! But since this is a fantasy setting (what with them fancy 2 moons and all ^-^) I went with the George RR Martin "Ser" when referring to the knight! Hope that doesn't upset anyone <3
Well just butter me up and put me in a bread box, cause that's what I am ;) <3
H-how dare you lay your hands on me B-baka! i-it's not like I wanna try that thing you were gonna cook or anything >~>
What kind of crazy person would ever invite a DANGEROUS beast like a WEREWOLF into their home???? Let alone fuck it??? :smug_face:
Fun fact, only my Caterpie can learn harden ;) hehe
My first script fill by u/maycontaingin Hope y'all have a fun listen ^-^
Hi honey! Welcome home from work <3 would you like dinner, a bath, or me ;P teehee
