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Hi. Its Me. Im the Problem

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Encouraged by my Mom, I go to a speed dating event and it goes as expected. I mostly improved this, but some of the jokes and phrases I have actually said to real men on real dates. When I get nervous, I get awkward. It’s really my worst and most amusing trait. I hope you enjoy this, if it makes you feel uncomfortable, and gives you a few laughs I will consider my goal achieved.
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Weather Report

That hot TV news weather reporter gives you jerk-off instructions. It stars with a more-or-less mundane weather report, but the meteorological terminology gradually becomes more and more suggestive.
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The Headless Horseman Gets Some Head

Your car breaks down by the woods of Sleepy Hollow on a full moon. The chances of running into the Headless Horseman are about as likely as a Werewolf right? As the wind picks up, there is an eerie chill in the air and you come face to face with the legend himself, but instead of fear you are drawn to him or rather your mouth is drawn to his very swollen needy head.
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Feels Good to Be Back

I have been gone on an adventure for a bit and wanted to share with all of you just how good it feels to cum back <33
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Dick's Leaky Toy Emporium

I have the most fantastic news to share!! I have been selected to be an official toy tester at Dick’s Leaky Toy Emporium. The job interview said I must be excited about toys, which I obviously am! I have always wondered why it’s called Leaky though….maybe water toys? Like pool noodles and floaties!? Boy am I excited for my first day! They said to bring a change of panties but surely they meant a swim suit….Either way - Gonna be fun!
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