Hi. Its Me. Im the Problem

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Encouraged by my Mom, I go to a speed dating event and it goes as expected. I mostly improved this, but some of the jokes and phrases I have actually said to real men on real dates. When I get nervous, I get awkward. It’s really my worst and most amusing trait. I hope you enjoy this, if it makes you feel uncomfortable, and gives you a few laughs I will consider my goal achieved.

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Hot Chick at the Dry Cleaners Secretly Licks the Cum off of your Laundry

Hot Chick at the Dry Cleaners Secretly Licks the Cum off of your Laundry The overworked laundry lady really wants to get with you but doesn't know how. Maybe airing some of your dirty laundry will help her get what she wants.

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Desperate

Pent Up

Strangers to Lovers

Masturbation

Scent Play

Ice play

Cum Licking

Hold the Moan

Panty Handjob

Cunnilingus

Blowjob

Missionary

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Weather Report

That hot TV news weather reporter gives you jerk-off instructions. It stars with a more-or-less mundane weather report, but the meteorological terminology gradually becomes more and more suggestive.

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The Headless Horseman Gets Some Head

Your car breaks down by the woods of Sleepy Hollow on a full moon. The chances of running into the Headless Horseman are about as likely as a Werewolf right? As the wind picks up, there is an eerie chill in the air and you come face to face with the legend himself, but instead of fear you are drawn to him or rather your mouth is drawn to his very swollen needy head.

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