Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy
A city girl heads west to find a cowboy to show her the ropes. A chivalrous gunslinger gives her the lesson she asked for - with his revolver pressed against her. Afterwards, she takes him for a ride.
Your Daddy is tired of your long hours at work keeping you away from him. He decides the best way to keep you at home is to get you pregnant.
by u/yourpersonalkitten