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My First Ramblefap!

-05:47
I'm sorry if the quality isn't good. I recorded this on my phone. I don't have a formal mic and I didn't edit it because I don't think I could handle listening to my own voice for too long, haha. I hope it's close to enjoyable, though (ಥ﹏ಥ)
-05:47
Synopsis: Devastated from your recent breakup, you finally make up your mind to hire an escort to help you move on. After a lot of research, you find this gorgeous woman near your area and ask her for the girlfriend experience. You both really hit it off and the fake girlfriend experience slowly starts becoming a real one. As things get really steamy and intimate, she reveals that she is ovulating and wants you to impregnate her. Please forgive me if you hate this! This is my first script fill and I'm 98.3% sure it sucks!! ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ
-18:47
Synopsis: I'm sure this is a surprise for you, but hello! I'm your new government-mandated girlfriend! There's nothing to be suspicious of! The government wants you to be happy and have a family. Isn't that great?! Please forgive me if you hate this! This is only my second script fill, and I'm 94.7% sure it sucks!! ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
-23:16
There really is no synopsis; I started recording and went with a vibe. I'll leave it up to interpretation! (~˘▾˘)~
-15:19
Synopsis: You and I have been spending less time together since I've been working more overtime. I come home almost every day telling you how awful my coworkers can be and how hard my boss makes my life. You've always been so supportive. I wish I were a better partner to you in return. We've finally planned a date night, something simple and fun. We were supposed to cook and enjoy a nice home-cooked meal together. I swore it would be the best night ever. But then I had to stay late at work again! Even when I'm the one who was late, you're still worried about how much stress I'm under and how you can help me relieve some of it... I hope you guys enjoy it! Ahh, I'm so nervous!! (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
-20:49