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"I don’t understand why you’re making fun of me like this. It’s not a compliment to tell a donkey he’s really a horse." Performance, audio, and script ©2021 by Zazz Bluesngr, all rights reserved. Do not download or rehost without express written permission. No snowmen were sacrificed in the making of this audio.
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I've been chasing you all my life, but maybe I'm the wrong person! Script and audio ©2021 by Zazz Bluesngr, all rights reserved. Do not download or rehost without explicit written permission from Zazz Bluesngr. No lovers wetter exhausted in the production of this audio, but after? Don't ask!
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"Of course it feels good. I’ve had a huge crush on you, and you’ve been hating on me all this time, and it’s been hurting for months. And then you were so mad at me. Of course it feels better than standing there crying." Script, audio, and performance ©2022 by Zazz Bluesngr, all rights reserved. Do not download or rehost without express written permission. No one was impregnated during the production of this audio.
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It's strange to be your Daddy when you're my supervisor. Script and audio performance by Zazz Bluesngr, all rights reserved. Do not download or rehost without explicit written permission from Zazz Bluesngr. No corporate ethical rules were violated once proper reporting was made to HR and the Senior Vice President pronounced a legal benediction over the union during the post-production of this audio.
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"At that moment, you could have either jumped on me, excused yourself to masturbate in the bathroom, or go make everyone laugh for an hour?" Script, audio, and performance ©2021 by Zazz Bluesngr, all rights reserved. Do not download or rehost without express written permission. No egos were actually bruised in making of this audio.
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