Summary: I (the speaker) let you (the listener) play with and hump my ass before bed, because I can't help but indulge my horny little bunny all their naughty desires.
Summary: You (the listener) are preparing to go shopping first thing this morning, and ask me (the speaker) to come with you.
I am in no mood to go shopping this morning. I never am, but that's besides the point.
Still, I guess I could come with you. Without even complaining.
But you'd have to do something for me first...
Of course it's going to be something naughty! Did you expect different from me?
Oh don't give me that look. You want me to ~~cum~~ come or not?