By PerchanceToDream 243
10:35
Summary: Working retail during the Christmas period isn't fun at the best of times, but that's what you (the listener) find yourself doing this morning.
Luckily for you, a visit from me (the speaker) offers a chance at alleviating some stress.
You see, I am working as a mall Santa, and need to fill my sack with lots of toys to hand out.
If we could just head to the back area to fill it up, that'd be grand.
Hey, did you know that throwing a large sack over someone makes it hard for them to run away from you?
Well you're about to learn something new!
