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I didn't spend the last 15 years of my life working sales to not use my retail/customer service voice for... e v i l. u/igrokyou posted a script earlier today that gave me precisely the opportunity, and the fact that it's simultaneously an opportunity to call out the garbage fire that is capitalism? Sign me up, now more than ever. (On that note, black lives matter, and the loss of human life should bother you way more than property damage.)
Some sound effects from freesound.org
Script from igrokyou can be found at
Heido ho there laborinos! A while back the very excellent u/shadowedscripts wrote this little ditty () after a hilarious conversation between a few of us and obviously I loved it immediately. I decided to record and post this now because satire based on the exploitation of performers seems timely somehow…
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*“That's fucking ownership. That's not just owning my body, that's owning my mind. Myself. My soul. I want you to use me completely. I want you to use my proletariat self like a fucking capitalist. I want you to fuck me over and make me feel like I deserve it.”*
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***This script may have been adapted, redacted, modified or interpreted from the original with author permission. I consider myself your collaborator and I am grateful for your efforts. This is a fantasy by adults, for adults, and about adults.***
The listener has infiltrated Dragontize Industries by getting hired into our IT department, but little do they know the “technical problem” they’ve been called in to help solve is occurring deep in the basement brainwashing labs.
