But like - come on, he *is* a douchebag.
This is a dramatic reading of a (fictional) post on r/AmITheAsshole about a heroic, concerned friend who helps her BFF break up with a shitty guy…and then loudly hate fucks him right in front of her very eyes. For her benefit, presumably.
(soundgasm)
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Double drop this weekend! I hope you dummies feel so, so lucky. If you enjoyed, feel free to write your own verdict for our cuckqueen in the comments.
The lovely script is by u/WinterizedGWA! Enjoy, dummies.
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written by: u/ScriptPotato
performed by: u/bombonvoix00
Yandere MILF Boss Ends Your Date Early By Hiding In Your Bedroom so muchshe hasbut
Script written by: u/overholt-eightyfive
Whaaat? Your total perv of a boyfriend has always felt too squeamish to watch an exotic dancer do her thing live and in person? SAD! Thankfully for him, you’re not only open-minded, but generous to boot—not to mention a wee bit kinky. So tonight you’re bringing him to a strip club, where you’ve already reserved a private room and singled out a dancer that you just know will grab and hold his attention. And he need not worry about jealousy; as you’re about to make clear, the idea of watching him under her spell is definitely a turn-on.
Script by u/Scriptdoctornick
like you want to use me
Ramblefap Fantasy: When we fuck for the first time... You're just going to have to wait. Fuck her first. Then, you can be my daddy.
-Lady Scarlett
I'd always wondered about your life. How you spent your time. Where you lived. What your friends were like. Almost from the first moment we met I knew I wanted you more than you wanted me. When I don't talk to you for a while I allow myself to think that I'm clever and beautiful and interesting. As soon as you come back into my life though there's this uneasy sense that flows through me that fundamentally I am just not enough, not good enough, not smart enough, not interesting or attractive enough. I should keep away from you really. That would allow me to keep up the pretence. But of course I don't. I can't. You are fucking kryptonite: beautiful, fascinating, self-aware, unbelievably filthy and only interested in me because I'm convenient and desperate for your attention.
Additional tags:
Your asshole boyfriend walks into the room demanding a blowjob as he tells you all about how he fucked your best friend.
But don't worry because he never wants to fuck your ugly body again.
NOT but the word is used
Just an original thingy by me, @Phonobabble
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Script by u/daddystarlight
Your wife took a trip back to her hometown to visit family and unfortunately work was too busy for you to join her. So she’s taken to calling you with nightly updates. You missed her latest update, one full of complaints about her rude younger sister, but as the voicemail goes on, the topic shifts to a more explicit tone. It sounds like your wife has some creative ideas on how you in particular could make her behave.
My first script reading and its a pretty fantastic script! Thank you very much /u/badgirluk. :)
