By RightBitofKit 14
14:52
14:52
script by u/ellamachine
You (listener) have never really liked Valentine’s Day. It’s always seemed so commercial, and you’ve never really had anyone you wanted to celebrate with. Your girlfriend, on the other hand, loves love (and thus loves Valentine’s Day), and she’s determined to get you to at least like the holiday. She starts off by bringing you breakfast in bed, and lists off all the fun things she has planned for the two of you that day. When none of those things get you as excited as she’d hoped, she breaks out her secret weapon.
