Deadpan Erotic Audio Sex Stories

Summary: You made it to the top of the nice list this year, so a hot goth elf has been sent to make your Christmas wishes come true...but all you want for Christmas is your ex who just broke your heart. Your edgy but festive helper can't give that to you, but she can make some other wishes cum true...

I'm Cumming for You, Barbara!

By tarkustrooper 1186
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Deadpan orgasm

F4A

Ramblefap

"First" audio scenario

This was a challenge trying to maintain a calm, monotone voice while touching myself and cumming, but I had fun nonetheless. I know this audio was done waaaaay past Halloween because this was an idea that just popped up in my head. I hope you all enjoy it.