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Your roommate is taking a shower when the package with the present for your girlfriend arrives. Perfect! Surely she'll help you decide if the present is any good and you wanted to see more from her for a while now, so this is truly the ideal situation.
This script speaks directly to the listener, who simply cannot detach him/herself from his/her favorite VA.
The VA has broken through the 4th wall and pretends that it is not a recording, but a direct conversation, virtually replacing your thoughts with your voice.
Script by u/tenchifx42