You're no longer a virgin, you're a man now. And real men can control themselves, and you can prove it, no matter what that crazy bitch does to you. God, she's pulling out all the stops... and that burger smells so good... but as soon as you eat and get that blindfold off, you're getting the hell out of this dungeon, damnit. Right?
Everyone knows that knights must wear sacred insulated suits to help with their battles against the evil magic wielders of the realm. The ancient art of the bonding metal and rubber has been a part of combat since time immemorial. What you didn’t know was that dark inside of the pact made long ago that lends warriors their magical resistance makes you the vessel for your armor. You always wondered why knights never removed their armor. Tags:
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Summary: You have moved into a nice apartment complex, with a rather meek girl next door. She’s cute, but very…. unsettling. She seemed to have a keen eye for your schedule and was always at the same place as you at the same time. Your worries about her vanished as she cordially invited you to dinner at her complex. She says that it seems that you have a knack for bumping into her and implores that you two get to know each other better. Plus, she says that she can make a killer homemade lasagna. What could possibly go wrong?
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I should be recording a song or writing a script, but instead I decide to be an immature little twat and record another one of these atrocious ASMR thingies.
