Our lovely housewife is quite conflicted about having to take Plan B for her accidental creampie during your last lesson. If you’re going to take the pill, you two might as well make the most of it, and distract her from her anxieties in the process ;)
Summary: You are crying in your synagogue’s kitchen on Purim, the holiday where everyone is commanded to drink a lot and have a lot of fun. You are having no fun. That annoying junior rabbi has come to get you into the main sanctuary, because the skit/spiel is about to start and then you have a fight, and then - fuck. The door is… locked. From the outside. Huh.
It's hard to hold back and not show how much I care. When you gave me your most detailed painting ever, I was shocked. You worked so hard on it, and it is almost as beautiful as you are. I just had to make it into a bigger deal by getting it mounted and framed the best I could afford. It was a lot but you're worth it. You're the most precious and important person in the world to me. I just wanted to show you that I really liked your gift and what it meant. After showing you what I did, and inviting you to live with me, you start to cry and want to give me the sweetest gift in return. You want to make love to me for the first time. It was amazing, wasn't it? Let's listen to it again, hm?
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