By PerchanceToDream 245
04:52
04:52
"Hello there ma'am. I have a pizza here for you with... *extra large* sausage.
Why yes, I am also a part-time plumber. I also do electrical, deliver mail, and take out your trash.
I can help you with any *hard jobs* you need done.
...Do you think this scenario's a little forced?"
