Your Free Use Free Trial will expire soon!
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You’ve been randomly selected to receive this special promotion made exclusively for you. To claim your free trial follow all of the following steps:
1. Upvote and comment something nice
2. In one short paragraph message me what you plan to do during your free use trial
3. Submit your request to my agent through fax, idk how that shit works either but he does
4. Read the entire Harry Potter series in reverse order and tell me who the coolest character in each book (cannot pick a character that is shown in multiple books)
5. Provide your credit card number so when your free trial expires we can auto renew your subscription
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This is all just a shit post but your kind words and nice messages are more than welcome <3 Bats
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