I'm Drunk and You're Pretty

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i'm drunk and you're pretty

I'm Drunk and You're Pretty

11:06

A VERY drunk roommate comes home to his female roommate, whom he is very fond of, and is a snuggly, bumbling idiot. This was a delight to perform from start to finish (which is good because audio issues and my own flailing hands required three separate recordings). From a hilarious script by u/GrumpyGizmo.

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Drunk

Bad Jokes

Hiccups

Burps

Cuddles

Silliness

Slurring

Light-hearted

Funny

Possible Confession

11:06

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The Thing Under the Bed

This script, by the lascivious and ingenious u/maiden_of_dishonor, was a thrill to record. In this erotic audio, the monster under the bed feeds off his listener's emotions, but as she's grown into a woman her sadness has overwhelmed him. That simply will not do. Sadness has a terrible flavor. More than that, the monster has grown fond of his lonely beauty. She often pleasures herself to forget how alone she feels. Tonight, she discovers she's never been alone...

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Fantasy

Monster

Mdom

Cunnilingus

Good Girl

Don't let them hear you

10:18

In Daddy's Arms

What's wrong, kitten? Can't you sleep? Usually you snuggle in and fall right to sleep, but you're all restless tonight. Do you need Daddy to help you relax..? From a deliciously darling script by /u/Mythmyssa.

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DD/lg

Assisted Schlicking

Kissing

Biting

While You Touch Yourself

Mostly Gentle and Encouraging

10:52

I Love Your Stretch Marks

A man comforts his girlfriend after his brother makes her self-conscious about her stretch marks. A comforting audio about body appreciation and affection. Script by u/Elixiator.

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BFE

Body Appreciation

Body Positivity

Comfort

Reassurance

Insecurity

03:54

First Meeting

My first M4M audio. An older dom finally meets up with the young man he's been chatting up and teases him on the train. A tantalizing script by u/shutterpup.

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M4M

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Narrative

Public

Exhibitionism

Gentle

D/S

Teasing

07:03

Baby Girl's Birthday

It's your birthday and your man has driven you all over town. Now it's time to sit back and let daddy guide you to your first orgasm of the day. From a sensual script by /u/Mythmyssa.

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DD/lg

No Age Play

Schlick Instruction

Male Whispers

Car Sounds

08:59

I Love You This Way

A Dom spanks his naughty girl to help her mind her manners. Adapted from a salacious script by u/beaniebananababies.

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DD/lg

Spanking

Teasing

Denial

Orgasm Control

07:51

I Miss My Baby Girl

Good morning, baby girl. I've been missing you. Your daddy hates being so far away. I can't touch you whenever I want and it's driving me crazy... Adapted from a script by u/Trinity_X

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DD/lg

Schlick Instructions

Phone Sex

Growls

Rain Sounds

L-bomb

His Whore

09:57

I want you

I want you. I've always wanted you. Ever since the first time I saw you, the first time we looked at each other, the first time we spoke, I knew I wanted you... From a script by u/cuddle_with_me.

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Desire

Partner Appreciation

Anticipation

Confession

05:16

An Interruption at the Office

You call your man at the office because you need to hear his voice right now...and he is more than happy to oblige. From a script by /u/von-scriptenstein (with a few "daddys" and "good girls" thrown into the mix).

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Phone Sex

Pussy Worship

Growls

Giving You What You Need

10:59

Hurry Home...I'll Be Waiting

I know my voicemail earlier today was all innocent…telling you how I couldn’t wait to see your smile and hold you and hear about the trip, but uh…right now I’m sitting in our bed… alone. And I can’t help but think about how badly I want you. From a steamy script by u/neighborhoodharlot.

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Voicemail

Dirty talk

Horny

Mentions of

Rough Sex

Oral

08:28

Plausible Deniability

A short monologue about a boss struggling with his desire to dominate his beautiful subordinate. Script by u/rageandfrenzy.

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Office Setting

MDom

FSub

Boss Kink

Dreams

03:45

About These Pics Your Ex Sent Me

My first go at a Pillow Talk/Relationship audio. This comes from a great script by /u/LateStageInfernalism and carries a touching message of love and acceptance. We all have pasts and they shape who we are today. (Sorry in advance for any bumps you'll hear in the audio. I have a habit of gesturing while I talk and there were a couple instances where I thumped my desk.)

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Short

BFE

Secrets and the Past

Acceptance

Implied Sex Work/Pornography

Reassurance

04:54

Wherever You Are

This sweet little script was written by /u/KyloCast. Long distance relationships can be rough on the soul. This is a reassuring conversation about why it's worth the wait.

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Confessing

Reassurance

Long Distance

Sweet

BFE

04:39

Your Ex Calls To Tell You All The Things You Wish He'd Said But

It's been a few years since you've seen each other, but he hasn't stopped thinking about you. Now it's late and he has something he wants to get off his chest. He isn't any wiser now, he says, but he is older. He understands a little better how he let you down. From an original script by yours truly.

M4F

Phone Call

Reminiscing

Former Lovers

Emotional

Confession

Missing You

Voicemail

No Sex

Mentions Of Sex

13:55

Hoe-cus Pocus: Summoning An Incubus To Actually Watch Netflix And Chill

You just wanted a partner. Someone to cuddle and watch movies with, nothing too wild, right? Totally reasonable! Then why is it so freaking hard to find one?! But you're not one to give up so easily. If the human world doesn't deliver, you're not afraid to dip your toes into some dark magic. Why settle for the same old routine when this charming, sweet incubus standing in front of you can give you exactly what you need? Script by u/pocketsizeddaddy.

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Newbie Incubus

Mentions Of Sex

Banter

Cuddles

Hugging

Back Rubs

Playful

Comfort

Watching A Movie Together

Outdated Pop Culture References

20:17

The Monster Slayer

It's our son's bedtime and, as usual, he has no intention of going quietly. That I have a business trip coming up doesn't help matters either. That's alright, though. To settle him down, I'll tell him about my secret identity: the monster slayer that keeps him and his mother safe. As the crickets chirp outside and the train hoots in the distance, this is how I send our child to sleep. From an adorable script by u/eclaiendearment.

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Parenting

Fatherhood

Inspiring

Putting His Son to Bed

Eavesdropping

07:22

A Stranger and a Friend

We'd never met and yet here I was about to knock on the door of a person I knew like the back of my hand. Hell I knew more about this person than some of my own family... A short monologue about meeting face to face for the first time. From a lovely script by u/BumblingBritishBloke.

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Long Distance

Friends

Monologue

Inner-Thoughts

02:40

A Meeting Between Frayed Ends

Strangers meet in a cafe and have a surprisingly emotional conversation about addiction. Script by /u/Scribbly_Bibs, who wrote this in their commentary: "If it can help at least one person, then maybe it was worth writing after all. Best of luck. Be strong. Don't give up. You are strong and you are not only your sickness. I believe in you."

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Friendly Stranger

Coping with Binge Eating Disorder

Encouragement

07:51

A Visit To The Warlock Of The Wastes

They say true love can conquer all, but the warlock of the wastelands has some doubts. He may offer aid to your perilous quest, but only if you're willing to bargain. From an enchanting script by u/lupinstolemyheart.

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M4A

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Fantasy

SFX

Late Night Visitor

You Need My Help?

Skeptical

Seeking A Cure For A Curse

A Deal

06:59

Fairy Tales: Old Sultan

A farmer had a faithful dog named Sultan, who had grown old and lost all his teeth... A short story from Grimm's Fairy Tales.

SFW

04:58