Woke up horny one morning and decided I’d record myself playing with my pussy. I was shy at first and tried to keep quiet, but couldn’t hold in my moans once I could feel my orgasm growing.
My first audio. Please be kind :)
I have no experience in sales, but if I were to sell you on using me versus your tried and true sex toy, here are a few advantages I have:
1. No batteries needed
2. Self-lubricating
3. Self-cleaning (via swallowing or creampie)
4. Adjustable suction (confirm selection with key phrase ‘good girl’)
5. Real, pussy-clenching orgasms
Disadvantages?
1. Needs to be fed at least twice a day
2. Known to use an obscene amount of sarcasm
3. Does not come with inconspicuous packaging
So, what do you think? Would you use me?
Confessional:
I sat in front of a mirror when I recorded this. I got so wet watching my fingers in my pussy that I had to taste some of it. Disclaimer: yes, it tasted as good as it looked and sounded.
P.S. I still get a little nervous once I hit the record button, but I hope you like this one :)
Another confession: I get way too horny any time I’m on my knees. It’s incredibly inconvenient. There is nothing remotely erotic about dropping a tube of lip gloss under my bed and crawling around to find it. Yet, I was wet. And this was the result.
There’s no edging. No need for delay. I was just trying to grab my lip gloss, but my silly little cunt couldn’t take being on my knees. So, without further ado, here it is. My inconvenient orgasm.
Advanced apologies for sound quality. My million-dollar recording studio set up is taking longer than it should.
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What would you do-o-o for a massive cock?
Anything. Really.
I don’t even need to be attracted to the man it’s attached to. I can close my eyes or he can take me from behind. He could be a massive asshole too. He doesn’t have to talk to me, just fill me. If he’s shit at dirty talk, that’s fine too. I’ll probably cum so many times on his giant cock that I won’t hear him anyway.
See, the thing is, when you crave the tension and delicious mix of pleasure and pain of a huge cock stretching your tight warm pussy, you will quite literally do anything for it.
And most importantly, you’ll let anyone give it to you. Or at least, I will.
I know, I know. If you’d had a nickel for every 20-something little girl who loves whimpering Daddy’s name while their clit is played with, you’d be rich. Well, here’s to adding to your fortune.
Not my craziest orgasm. Of course it’s not. Daddy didn’t give it to me. Also, it was my first time recording more than a few unsolicited moans, so forgive the quietness. I’m still getting used to this.
Nevertheless, I hope you enjoy <3
Not that you asked, but the first person I saw naked was one of my brother’s high school teammates.
He came over after practice all the time. He even took showers at our house too. I was used to it and didn’t care much about it until I went upstairs and passed by the bathroom door to see that it was unlocked and he was changing.
He already had his towel off by then and I could see his side profile while he threaded his legs through his boxers. And he was fucking huge.
It’s been more than 10 years and I still think about his giant cock just swinging between his legs while he got dressed.
Worst part is, he probably doesn’t even remember me :(
Maybe this will jog his memory?
