Title and tags say it all. ||
31.07.2022
I have no experience in sales, but if I were to sell you on using me versus your tried and true sex toy, here are a few advantages I have:
1. No batteries needed
2. Self-lubricating
3. Self-cleaning (via swallowing or creampie)
4. Adjustable suction (confirm selection with key phrase ‘good girl’)
5. Real, pussy-clenching orgasms
Disadvantages?
1. Needs to be fed at least twice a day
2. Known to use an obscene amount of sarcasm
3. Does not come with inconspicuous packaging
So, what do you think? Would you use me?
I was so wet. And needed penetration so badly... || 19.02.2023
me I it mention at 11:15, a little play, pussy
I really really need a favor...you're my best friend and I need you to pretend to be my girlfriend to this wedding? Please babe? I swear I don't have totally real intense romantic feelings for you.
You and your long term best friend just finished watching a film, you begin reminiscing on your long time friendship and you finally decide to take the leap and show him how you feel... it turns out much better than you expected! Well, once he believes you aren't pulling a joke on him!
"You- You can't just say shit like that to me. You can't say shit like that to your friends... Why? Because... Because it's weird. I mean- Why... Why are you moving closer to me?"
"baby, good girl, daddy, beautiful
Another confession: I get way too horny any time I’m on my knees. It’s incredibly inconvenient. There is nothing remotely erotic about dropping a tube of lip gloss under my bed and crawling around to find it. Yet, I was wet. And this was the result.
There’s no edging. No need for delay. I was just trying to grab my lip gloss, but my silly little cunt couldn’t take being on my knees. So, without further ado, here it is. My inconvenient orgasm.
My first attempt at a JOI, and at a script. Sort of. I did liberally cut and add, but a lot of it came from the script that u/Webtalker30 posted and got deleted twice (quite awhile ago).
Turtledude1138 helped me with noise reduction, thank you :-) My new mic picked up more than I reckoned for, including the bed rocking. Oops.
I hope you get off, and if you don't stick around, maybe hearing me get off soon after will do it for you. I hope so anyway. :-)
This started innocently enough. I only meant to talk about what I like about freeuse fantasies. But soon enough, I was too turned on to continue without touching myself...
In this recording, I don't need to hide the fact that I am recording- I got your text, and knowing just how much you need it, I've sent you a call on skype.
Badhorsie travels to de-virginate a young Redditor she has grown quite fond of over time, despite the fact that he is 20 years younger and living across the globe. She regrets absolutely nothing and shakes and shudders while he practices his new skills on her quite successfully.
Did you know I was spying on you and your fuckin' hard cock? Well, now you do. And are you going to do anything about that hidden camera in your room? No. You're not. Except do what I say and jack it.